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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 05:53 PM
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****DUzy Awards for week ending 1-29-10****

Welcome to the "Snowing Like Hell In East Tennessee -Winter Wonderland" Edition of the DUzy Awards.




Thanks to MineralMan, dixiegrrrrl, scarletwoman & Patsy Stone for their invaluable help in bringing you these DUzy Awards


On a thread by Blue_Tires: 16-Year-Old Starbucks Barista Sues Over 'Sex Demands' at Work

      JBoy: 4. Asshole supervisors. Should stick to fappucinos.


General Discussion, Jan 22, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7545618





On a thread by malaise: Pssssssssssssssssst there's a new

Bin Laden tape - It's amazing how often this dead man speaks. :puke:

      pipi_k: 7. I'm surprised he doesn't have his own TV series n/t

      onehandle: 11. It's Osama's cousin, Bob Bin Laden. He makes the tapes in a Chucky Cheese in Cincinnati.

It's hard to take him seriously when you can clearly hear the 'wocha wocha wocha' sound of Pac-Man in the background.


      polly7: 30. I hate to bust your bubble ........

but Bin Laden has been spotted up here already practising for Olympics ........ supposed to be top-notch at moguls, even with that one leg. No way no how he had time to make a video. Watch closely the ski coverage ....... he'll be the guy dressed in a robe and turban hauling his dialysis machine while flying over those things, should be amazing. Gawd I love moguls. Hope he doesn't win though, that would really p* me off.

      leeroysphitz: 33. He's like a Saudi Tupak. n/t

**See below for a Special Visual Achievement Award**

General Discussion, Jan 24, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=7558891





On a thread by madamesilverspurs : Anti-litter Nazis?

      Silent3: 5. The problem with this group...


...is that they'll only pick up the white trash. :)

General Discussion, Jan 25, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7569013&mesg_id=7569013





On a thread by veganlush: O'Keefe, "Christian" who pimped fake ACORN scandel,arrested

      grantcart: 33. God was I wrong about O'Keefe

I was sure that his first arrest was going to be cocaine related.

Well live and learn.

General Discussion, Jan 26, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7575813





On a thread by bamacrat: Who do people say you look like?

      Kali: 14. they don't say

they just look queasy or run away screaming :rofl:

      LostInAnomie: 30. Like a fart congealed into a person.


:cry:

The Lounge, Jan 26, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9226115





On a thread by quakerboy: I wore pants today

      MiddleFingerMom: 1. I remember the first time EVER I wore long pants...

...
"Big Boy pants", my Mom would call them.
.
And we'd laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
.
Was potty-trained about the same time.
.
Moved out of her basement.
.
.
.
.
.
Last year was HUGE for me... developmentally speaking.
.

The Lounge, Jan 26, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9225396






On a thread by scheming daemons: History buffs: When was the last time a POTUS called out the SCOTUS to their faces?

      For context Arctic Dave: 2. I want to know what Alito was mumbling.

      Alias Dictus Tyrant: 18. "I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven"


General Discussion, Jan 27, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7588625






On a thread by undeterred: The color of dinosaurs

      WCGreen: 1. Damn, they had the chicken dance way back then....


      EnviroBat: WRONG!

These creatures were created by God, and first appeared in the garden of Eden. How dare they infer anything from this "science" you speak of.

      undeterred: 3. The hard truth is that Adam and Eve were dinosaurs.

This picture looks pretty religious, doesn't it?

Ok, this is one of those threads that just needs to be seen, and it's so full of funny that everyone who participated in it wins a DUzy! Lots of visual DUzys, too... - Ghost

General Discussion, Jan 27, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7583553






On a thread by KittyWampus: O'Keefe didn't dress up as a pimp. He dressed up as a stereotypical, cartoon pimp.

      Donnachaidh: 5. that's trailer trash pimping -- bringing the hoes and the meth

He had to pause to put his teeth in..

Wonder if his grandmother missed that ratty assed mess he was wearing as a *cape*? :rofl:

      lame54: 9. Repuggy Bear


General Discussion, Jan 27, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7582452






On a thread by Kurt_and_Hunter: Who should give the Democratic response to the SOTU this year?

      Tesha: 11. Maybe they can borrow Bernie Sanders for the night? (NT)

General Discussion, Jan 27, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7582115







On a thread by marmar: One of the Landrieu spies and his "angry penis"

      AzDar: 3. If I were attached to that loser, I'd be angry, too

;-)

      arcadian : 9. Something tells me no vagina has ever invited Dai to a performance.


YOU lie!

      blondeatlast: 15. This thread has DUzy all over it. Luckily, DUzy isn't sticky... nt

      Stevenmarc: 13. His Penis is angry, he obviously rubbed it the wrong way.


General Discussion , Jan 28, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7592064






On a thread by cleveramerican: Is there anything the President could say in state of the union to unify democrats

      Kurt_and_Hunter: 20. He could announce he's making George W Bush Secretary of State

That would unify Democrats.

General Discussion: Presidency , Jan 25, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=433x150684






On a thread by El Supremo: Is that a wig?

      Warren DeMontague: 1. No.

That's a fucking river mammal.

      alstephenson: 9. Beaver? Muskrat? Maybe a 'possom?

      madamesilverspurs: 19. Doesn't matter.

Roadkill is roadkill . . .

      Blue_In_AK: 3. Going for an aging Blagojovich look?

:shrug:


General Discussion, Jan 27: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7585330






On a thread by mike_c: is there any way to hide an entire DU forum, as in make it go away...

      Throd: 45. Wow, I've been on DU for 6 years and never entered that forum.

And I also went through the whole day without punching myself in the balls.

General Discussion, Jan 28, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7595486






Special Visual Achievement Award



OP by Jackpine Radical: I think this is inexpressibly sad:

response #6 by Cetacea

General Discussion, Jan 23, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7554970



On a thread by malaise: Pssssssssssssssssst there's a new

Bin Laden tape - It's amazing how often this dead man speaks. :puke:

response #13 by malaise

General Discussion, Jan 24, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=7558891



On a thread by Haole Girl: *A pic thread*

response #6 by taterguy

The Lounge, Jan 23, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9222173



OP by Are_grits_groceries: Photo Tour of The Right-Wing Mind

General Discussion, Jan 27, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7580788&mesg_id=7580788



OP by Mira: Is President Obama's most brilliant smile reserved for his VP and the subject of Cannabis?


General Discussion, Jan 28, 2010: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7597352&mesg_id=7597352



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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 05:58 PM
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1. Thanks for starting the DUzies again!
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 05:59 PM
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2. Awesome collection
Good work, GiM. :)
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 06:01 PM
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3. Bravo!
Thanks for your hard work, Ghost!

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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 10:42 PM
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10. You, sir, will always be the Don of the DUzy Awards, I'm but a mere wiseguy in the ranks
Without the hard work and dedication that you put into this, there would be no DUzy Awards...


Peace,

Ghost

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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 06:05 PM
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4. Yay! Thank you. n/t
:bounce:
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 06:27 PM
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5. Yaaaaaay, the DUzys are here! Great batch!
Stevenmarc: 13. His Penis is angry, he obviously rubbed it the wrong way.


:rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 06:37 PM
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6. Thank you so much for these!
I have missed them enormously...

K&R

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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 08:05 PM
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7. Kick
:kick:

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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 08:18 PM
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8. Thanks GhostInTheMachine! Just sorry you missed Blobfish Thread...
BLOBFISH!
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 08:22 PM
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9. The DUzys rear their heads! K&R -- Thanks! nt
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 10:51 PM
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11. The DUzys are very important.
They remind me that there are people here I rarely agree with who are still FREAKING HILARIOUS.

Humor usually comes with smarts attached. As such, I should give them more credit in general.

Thanks for this. :)
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-30-10 12:23 AM
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12. The DUZYs ...
... are back - and The Ghost has got 'em!

Well done, sir - extremely well done!

:kick: and REC'D!
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-30-10 03:35 PM
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19. .......
Thank you, Nance!

:hi: :pals:

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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-30-10 08:16 AM
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13. Saturday Morning Kick...
:kick:

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hermetic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-30-10 08:48 AM
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14. Kicking
Edited on Sat Jan-30-10 08:49 AM by hermetic
For the Saturday morning crowd. Nothing beats chuckles for breakfast.

Thanks, Ghost.

Ah, you just did the same. Great minds and all that, right?
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-30-10 09:30 AM
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15. I've missed these!
Thanks! :D
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-30-10 09:37 AM
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16. Recommended!
Thanks.
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-30-10 11:13 AM
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17. Excellent job!
The DUzys are one of life's good things. :thumbsup:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-30-10 11:19 AM
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18. Great work Ghost et al
I love DUzys and I adore my first one for 2010. Yipeeeeeeeeeeee! :evilgrin:
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 11:54 AM
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20. Thanks to everyone who kicked and recced the DUzys :-)
I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy posting them :-)

Keep watching for them, they will be posted every friday from now on....


Peace,

Ghost

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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 12:00 PM
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21. Aw, shucks, thanks...
:blush:
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-01-10 08:33 AM
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22. Monday Morning Kick...
For those who missed it over the weekend

:kick:

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