Borowitz: After Meeting With Obama, Republicans Adjust to Newly-torn Assholes

[blogslut]

It's only four paragraphs long so it probably wouldn't be fair to post the whole thing. So, here's a link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/after-meeting-with-obama_b_442777.html

And my favorite line:

Congressional observers had doubted that it was possible for there to be more assholes in the Republican caucus than there already were, "but the President proved them wrong," Rep. Boehner said.

[L0oniX]

1. So I guess in addition to loving K street, they also are loving K Y jelly.

[RedCloud]

2. Since they are so full of shit, it should come in handy!

[Randall Flagg]

3. Error: You've already recommended this thread.

That is beautiful! IS it true?

[Jamastiene]

4. My bipartisan gift to the Republicans.

http://www.preparationh.com/hemorrhoid_medications/cooling_gel.asp

Apply directly to the Republican.
Apply directly to the Republican.
Apply directly to the Republican.

[XOKCowboy]

5. "The next time it won't be televised and we won't be there"

:rofl:

[tallahasseedem]

6. That was great!

:)

[KILL THE WISE ONE]

7. to make it happen again OBMA will have to invite, and dare them to show up.