Bombs In Breast Implants?

[Subdivisions]

HOUSTON -- A British intelligence service said it's discovered that gel and saline implants may be used by al-Qaida to terrorize innocent people, KPRC Local 2 reported Wednesday.

WATCH IT: Are Terrorists Putting Bombs In Implants?
British spy satellites have reportedly intercepted terrorist communications from Pakistan and Yemen, talking about women suicide bombers getting explosives put inside breast implants.

Former Houston FBI Director Don Clark said he believes U.S. Homeland Security is taking this threat very seriously.

"I'm sure we are gathering all the information, intelligence that the government can" he said. "They are also securing all the ports, airports and main attractions as much as possible. The government takes these types of threats seriously and not relaxed."

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http://www.click2houston.com/news/22530908/detail.html


How's about a mammagram and cavity search with that trip to Aunt Ethel's house?

[BeyondGeography]

1. Somehow, you knew an outlet in Texas would break this story

[JackintheGreen]

7. Heard it last week on BBC

but I was in the car and forgot about it by the time I got home, or perhaps I could have saved you from snarking on the great state of Texas.

No, really, I hate the place (sorry Texas DUers). But given your handle I thought I should respond :P

[aquart]

2. Gosh, I wonder how and where they'll do the research?

Are we absolutely sure this isn't an attempt to explain some very suspicious charges to the government account? Like with Blackwater?

[seabeyond]

3. as long as they are checking out those penis implants too... glove up boys and girls. nt

[RaleighNCDUer]

4. And the trigger mechanism would be...?

EDIT: I can't quit visualize some woman setting her tits on fire.

[seabeyond]

6. i am thinkin just a snappy little way to get womens tits in the news. been on the board at least

4 times.

oh joy

the tit jokes

[damntexdem]

13. I guess I just haven't been keeping abreast of the news.

;-)

[NM_hemilover]

18. stop acting like a boob ;)

[MineralMan]

5. Well, I've been afraid of breast implants for years.

There's just something scary about them.

[chasmj]

8. TSA will not rest until full colonoscopies are in place

to protect travelers

[Blue Owl]

9. the over-the-shoulder boulder imploder

maybe it's time to usher in the era of topless flying!

[Contrary1]

10. !!!

:spray:

[Iggo]

11. "...to terrorize innocent people..."

Man alive. Who writes this fucking shit? :rofl:

[damntexdem]

12. Shades of Austin Powers.

Let's face it: comedy has a hard time not turning into reality.

[n2doc]

14. Shades of Stephen R. Donaldson's Gap novels

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gap_Cycle

In this series he has the concept of "Kazis", who have bombs implanted in place of their internal organs. This was written back in the early 90's.

[Matariki]

15. I think some male TSA agents thought this one up

for reasons obvious...

[gmoney]

16. but it would involve muslim doctor's touching women's boobies

It'll never happen.

Still, it'll be an argument for full body scanners.

[ddeclue]

17. Oh dear God! What's next? Watch out for ninjas on my lawn?

These people will think of anything to scare people in order to justify their jobs.. this one comes with the added bonus of pulling the "well endowed" women out of line for "closer examination"...

:eyes:

[wellstone dem]

19. Finally an advantage to being modestly endowed!

There can be a separate line for those who have, until now, had the benefit of nature.