Mary Cheney baby shower registry

[Cocoa]

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/01/judging-from-his-recent-contretemps.php

Judging from his recent contretemps with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, Dick Cheney is not exactly bubbling with joy about the pregnancy of his lesbian daughter Mary. After castigating Blitzer for even raising the subject, Ol' Snarl Mouth would only say that he's "delighted to have a sixth grandchild." That may be, but somehow we worry that Dick will have trouble expressing this profound delight when the time comes to buy Mary a baby shower present.

To help him ease into his role as the nation's most prominent gay-positive grandpa, we've put together a list of suitable gift suggestions that are only slightly marred by hideous rainbow motifs. Feel free to forward the gift of your choice to:

Dick Cheney
7879 Fuller Road
St. Michaels, MD 21663-2545

[Wapsie B]

1. All that and a wife who writes dirty books.

:rofl:

[Olney Blue]

2. That's an adorable Teddy bear!

[barb162]

4. It really is

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. A rainbow mobile would also be a good choice

Any good books on tolerance? I think he might also consider getting the babe a book for later, one about having two mommies. Of course, he won't do any of this....I wonder if he'll even be allowed to see the kid?

[smokey nj]

5. I hope someone gets the kid garlic and a crucifix.

[efhmc]

7. Now that is funny (also necessary to preserve the baby's mental

health).

[Bitwit1234]

6. Wonder how many shotguns they will get.