Caption McCain's Boehner

[BurtWorm]

"I get so excited when I see you cry."

[zaj]

1. "Keep us away from children."

[MiniMe]

2. "Stay off my lawn!"

[Morning Dew]

3. Grinning corpse scares local man - details at 11.

[hlthe2b]

4. One looks fried & crispy, the other stone cold dead...

and there's your RETHUGLICAN royalty.... :eyes:

[ChoppinBroccoli]

5. Zombie McCain HUNGRY!!!

Know where Zombie McCain might find some BRAINS???

[muntrv]

6. "C'mon, Boehner! Tell me where I can get that tan you got!"

[Kadie]

7. 'gitchy gitchy goo!' n/t

[ChoppinBroccoli]

8. McCain And Boner Kick Old Lady Down Flight Of Stairs

After the elderly woman fell violently down the flight of stairs, she got up without her dentures and was openly mocked by John Boner, who did the whole "old lady without any teeth" voice and squeaked, "Please don't kill me! I only wanted single-payer healthcare!" while Zombie McCain laughed uproariously and heartily slapped his back.

[Number9Dream]

9. I know it was you, Fredo... You broke my heart

[ChoppinBroccoli]

10. And Sometimes My Wife Jams THREE Fingers In, Like........THIS!!!

[Greybnk48]

11. I can hissss like a snake too! Listen!

Matches my personality, don't ya think?

[ThomWV]

12. No caption necessary, the simple title you provided "McCain's Boner" is more than adequate

[Bravo Zulu]

13. McNuts(I've been slathering that goop over my whole body john,

and I'm still whie as a KKK sheet?)

boenhead(That bottle wasn't for the tan,that was the antidote in case you used too much and it poisoned you and made you crazy!)

[Hubert Flottz]

14. And she might be from the coldest place in the country but boy was

she on fire in the back of that bus!

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Say John Boy, could I have a pinch of that skoal too I'm dying for

a fat Camel myself!