A War Against the British Empire? A Larouchie Wins Democratic Primary in TX-22

[DavidDvorkin]

http://mydd.com/2010/3/4/a-war-ag

Her platform includes high speed rail, nuclear power, desalination plants, food security, pulling troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan so as to put them into space while leading a war against the British Empire.

[Ozymanithrax]

1. The British Emprie. To Arms, To Arms, the British are coming...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I remember, years ago, that the Larouchies had some weird theory

about the Queen, the Trilateral Commission and international drug cartels. They are batshit crazy.

[DavidDvorkin]

4. Elizabeth is the head of the international drug trade

Presumably that gives her so much wealth and power that she is secretly able to control the US government.

And yet she doesn't seem to be able to control who's in charge in London. Unless changes in power there are just a charade to keep the British people pacified. But in that case, why doesn't she keep pacified with massive doses of drugs?

[DefenseLawyer]

3. Is this a competitive district?

I have to assume it is a Republican district where only kooks bother to run in the Democratic primary. I certainly hope so.

[Texas Lurker]

6. TX 22

The Texas 22nd is Tom Delay's old District, now Pete Olson.
There is no chance of us winning it anytime soon.

[Kutjara]

5. Well that shouldn't be too difficult, since...

...pretty much all that's left is a couple of Caribbean islands and the Falklands. I'm sure if he asked nicely, HMG would probably hand them over to avoid a fuss.