http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2010/03/when-us-military-loses-its-gays-fault.html
When The US Military Loses, It's The Gays' Fault
by tristero
It's a free country, true, but nothing gives you the inalienable right to promote your fact-less bigotry in the New York Times. Unless you hate gays:
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I do not see how permitting open homosexuality in these communities enhances their prospects of success in battle. Indeed, I believe repealing “don’t ask, don’t tell” will weaken the warrior culture at a time when we have a fight on our hands.
Got that, everyone? The reason that "permitting open homosexuality...will weaken the warrior culture" is because...because...because....well...it just will.
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And let's face it, you just know that's gonna happen all the time. You just can't count on the openly gay guy to keep his mind focused on the bullets whizzing about him. And why, you ask, is that? Because YOU are right there and YOU ARE SOOOOOOO HOT! Because unlike normal young heterosexual men, homosexuals have only one thing on their mind: sex, sex, and more sex. Even when they're being shot at, even when they're defusing roadside bombs, even when the missiles raining on their heads are turning everyone around them into bloody, nidorous, non-cohering blobs. Don't you get it? That's a turn on! That's what get these deviants off!
Think I'm crazy? Need proof? Why, just look at what happened to the Joint Chiefs! Why, the mere IDEA of repealing DADT is so divisive that they've already started to lose their mojo. Therefore, gays shouldn't serve openly in the military. QED.
Now that's an argument that's fit to print. On the stuff that lines birdcages.