Just when I start to think all the crazy shit happens in Florida-

[rzemanfl]

http://www.htrnews.com/article/20100305/MAN0101/100305074/1984/Update-photos-5-10-p.m.-Manitowoc-zoo-bear-bites-off-woman-s-fingers

Drunk, in the morning, with her 3 year-old grandchild in tow....

[TroglodyteScholar]

1. As far as crazy shit is concerned...

...Wisconsin is mighty powerful!

[rzemanfl]

3. It's the alcohol. n/t

[elfin]

9. Ed Gein anyone??

She has a long way to go to make the Wisconsin Hall of Fame. But a good try for stupid craziness.

[Edweird]

2. 'Don't feed the bears' by M.O.D.

You have to prove
That you're not scared
Enter the cage
Take the dare
Screaming death
In the beast's lair
You couldn't read the signs
DON'T FEED THE BEARS

Don't go in there
You best beware

Don't feed the bears

Stupid fool
You should have known
That's some place
you shouldn't go
Polar giant on you
Blood starts to flow
They belong not in a cage
But in the fucking snow

Don't go in there
You best beware

And please don't feed
the fucking bears!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkTrzavGmIw

[rzemanfl]

6. If this woman were younger, she might have heard that song.

At my age I had to google it, but I do know not to let the sun catch me crying.

[northofdenali]

4. Any time you'd like you can google Weird News, Alaska

You'll get hundreds - nay thousands - of hits! Remember we are the Land Of All Things Palin!

[rzemanfl]

5. I have a family member in Anchorage. She is quite sane. n/t

[northofdenali]

7. No doubt.

But you have to drive at least 50 miles from Anchorage to get to Alaska. :P

[TheMadMonk]

8. Do you have the sworn testimony of at least 2 doctors to cooberate...

...your claims?

[HopeHoops]

10. And here I figured it would be in Texas.

I'm rarely shocked by any of the crazy shit that comes out of there.

[L0oniX]

11. Florida ...Alan Grayson. It's not all bad in Florida.