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Edited on Sat Mar-06-10 07:31 PM by Posteritatis
There's a mob war going on in my town.
Well, that's at least how the cops and press put it; while they're technically correct it's more a sad parody of a Hetfield-McCoy feud with more meth and worse aim. A couple of families worth of wannabe mafiosi - one group actually call itself "the MOB," capitalized accordingly - hiss and spit at each other, get in bar fights, etc. There've been about a half dozen shooting incidents in the last year or so tied to them, almost all of which involve some extraordinarly bad shots and an extraordinarily lucky gangster-wannabe. (He was hit a few times, always grazes.) No fatalities or injuries that require more than outpatient treatment, that sort of thing.
Now, to up the sad quotient, most of the participants are middle aged or older. Lucky Guy is in his early or mid-thirties, a few years older than I am, and is by far the youngest participant who winds up in the press or in court, both of which he's a regular at. So basically what this is is all the ferocity and Serious Business of a drug war with all the competence and class of a bunch of drunken rednecks decades too old to be taking part in this kind of thing, on average.
Now while this was going on, we had a provincial election. The Conservatives were doomed, and it was mainly a question of how doomed they were. (It turned out to be very doomed indeed; they got smashed by the NDP in a provincial first.) What do they do when they're in trouble? The same thing the federal Conservatives, or Republicans in the US do - they start campaigning on fear and paranoia, scaring seniors and feigning the whole "tough on crime" attitude as the only just response to our deadly, deadly world. So obviously they jump right on top of this mess. What do they do to politicise it?
They promise, if elected, to impose a provincewide curfew on minors, no exceptions, with vast fines to the families of anyone out past the curfew. The solution to all this violence is to Keep Our Children Off The Streets And Keep Other Peoples' Children From Shooting Us All!
That's a perfectly reasonable reaction to a bunch of forty and fifty-somethings in an area of a few subdivisions trying to shoot each other up in one way in order to get control over the other way of shooting themselves up, right?
They played the statistics game in the way you describe too, of course.
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