Ninety-nine percent of the world's scientists are wrong.

[Cetacea]

There is no global warming, and if there is it isn't man-made. It doesn't matter anyway because the Aztecs predicted earth's demise right done to the exact date. Word on the street...




:banghead:

[Orrex]

1. It's not that the planet is getting warmer

The problem is that the freezing point of water is getting lower.

[gratuitous]

2. What are you going to believe?

A bunch of facts and research or last week's snow? Arrest my case!

[Cetacea]

4. A-cult predictions, of course.

[Birthmark]

5. Facts...

...can be used to prove anything even remotely true. -Homer Simpson

[Faygo Kid]

3. The great scientists Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck don't believe - three weeks of college total there.

At least, they done gradyated the sixth grade. Or so they claim.

I rather doubt it, myself. Would enjoy taking on all three in Jeopardy. In fact, they could team up.

They still wouldn't get a single dollar.

[stray cat]

6. That is the opinion of those on the far right and left when it is convenient

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. "Butbutbutbut the left does that too!!!111!!!!1atan(pi/4)11!!"

The standard response. Yawn.

[Cetacea]

8. Most on the left aren't trying to dismiss climate change

even if some do believe in the Mayan calender nonsense.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Yeah, I can't think of a scientific fact that the Left collectively denies even 0.00001% as strongly

as the Right denies global warming, evolution, medical marijuana, etc etc etc...

It's spin. Pure spin. Playing for a tie when you know you should lose.