The chicken coop is in such GREAT danger, that we have NO choice

[G_j]

but to put the FOXES IN CHARGE!



(modern day interpretation of accomplishing "change")

[Donnachaidh]

1. k&r +10000 n/t

[Oregone]

2. This is going to work so well for healthcare, we should try social security and education next!

[Brickbat]

3. Good God, if that ain't the damn truth when it comes to public education all of a sudden.

Oh, and banking.

[Fumesucker]

4. And the hippies in charge of the Defense Department..

What could possibly go wrong? :shrug:

[RC]

5. If we hadn't had the delusional paranoid schizophrenics in charge for so long,

them hippies would work out just fine.

[G_j]

6. a lot of bong making material

:think:

[Fumesucker]

8. If a bong was made by the DoD it would cost $5 million

And the pot would be laced with paraquat.

[cali]

7. shoot. thought this was going to be about real chicken coops

[TankLV]

9. I thought it was about chicken soup at first glance...

go figure...

An elderly man was nearing his 80th birthday and has lead a virtuous life ever since his wife passed away ten years earlier.

So his friends thought it would be a great idea to hire a hooker to give him a real treat - the first in a long time.

The hooker arrived at the man's door and rang the bell.

The old man opened the door and asked "What do you want?"

The exceptionally beautiful woman purred: "I'm here to offer you some super sex!"

The old man thought awhile and replied: "I'll think I'll take the soup..."