*You call that having sex? By Mark Morford

[madokie]

*You call that having sex?
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/By Mark Morford/

Did you wail? Did you scream it out to the heavens? Did you faint? Did you die,
just a little, /la petite mort/, at least once, before the sighing and the
shower and the waves of guilt or God or "Aww screw it, let's do that again
please please please, oh sweet Jesus, please?"

Did you think about your mother? Your ex? Maybe a hot celebrity, a favorite wild
animal or an entire army of glistening Roman gladiators followed by what you're
going to make for dinner, or perhaps all of the above in some bizarre, delirious
freakshow orgy you couldn't get out of your head, even as your body was melting
and tingling and going, "Um, hi, can we somehow please keep doing this forever
and never ever stop? Thank you."

Just a few more questions, if you don't mind: Was there writhing? Copious
stickiness? Fear of spontaneous combustion? A pleasurable ringing in the ears?
Was more than one bodily fluid involved? Did someone's eyes roll back in
someone's head? Head roll back in someone's eyes?

It is very possible you experienced what many would call "having sex." Either
that, or you ate some really good sushi. Who can tell? ...

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[Berry Cool]

1. This was funny.

I was amused to hear of the term "saddlebacking." Tee hee.

[Blue_Tires]

2. ttt

[bigtree]

3. kick

:kick:

[eShirl]

4. I can't not recommend this. n/t

[The Magistrate]

5. A Wise And Funny Piece, Sir: Thank You For Sharing It

[RainDog]

6. just one little distinction should be made...

the Kinsey Institute is located in a college town that has people living there from all over the world. You can hear different languages as people walk down the street on any given day. Spanish, French, Russian, Mandarin, Farsi, American Southern, American Chicago, American New Yawk...

This, of course, is also combined with corn fed cheerleaders and grizzly old militia men (who, I sincerely doubt, would ever allow anyone to question them about much of anything, much less their sex lives, if they have them beyond the bathroom door.)

My kids went to school with kids from 39 different countries.

It is really a unique place within the state.

[malaise]

7. Excellent read

Thanks madokie :hi: