Evolution Fucked Your Shit Up: The World’s 50 Freakiest Animals

[Fumesucker]

http://www.jamesgunn.com/2009/07/02/evolution-fucked-your-shit-up-the-worlds-50%20freakiest-animals/

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Hey, MineralMan is there! Cool! -nt

[JHB]

6. Killroy was here

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Once I was a tadpole, and it was a gas.

Turned out I was a frog of glass.

[mitchum]

3. I no longer need drugs

Thanks for the link

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. You still need them for the good trips.

The bad trips are, indeed, covered.

[mitchum]

15. Absolutely!

Man, those creatures look like they belong in the Dali Petting Zoo

[TheBigotBasher]

5. Wow - Rush Limpballs gets everywhere

[Kolesar]

7. Pygmy Marmoset and the Thorny Devil Lizard are the best!

:hi:

[roguevalley]

36. there's a frog up here in the arctic that sits in the mud when its time

for winter and freezes solid as a block of ice. when spring comes, it slowly thaws and rambles out again. I have no words.

[Inuca]

8. The eagle owl video

strangely endearing

[KittyWampus]

23. blissed out owl is blissed out!

[hunter]

9. I think I'd rather have racoons digging through my trash than crabs.

:yoiks:

[badgerpup]

47. This palm crab appeared on ICHC...

His (photoshopped-in) co-star was an elegant black cat.
Elegant Black Cat was in a sitting position, and appeared to be looking over his shoulder and calling to somebody off-camera:

"HEY JOEY! GET THE HOT SAUCE!"
:rofl:


Why am I telling you and not just showing you?

:wtf:

:blush: I couldn't convince the image to come up on the ICHC site. :shrug:

[sufrommich]

10. That giant lobster thing on the garbage can looks tasty. nt

[XemaSab]

13. If they're edible

you could probably just rip a claw off and let it regenerate another one.

Meanwhile, you and your entire extended family could eat off of that goodness for a week.

[mitchum]

16. Giant coconut crabs that have been dining on coconuts are delicious

[apples and oranges]

29. Is that real?

[Blue_Tires]

11. lol that liger could lose some weight....

[mitchum]

17. The stripes make it look fat

[Gman2]

32. They fucked up its genetic control of metabolism.

[XemaSab]

12. Awesome!

:bounce:

[tridim]

14. I remember this guy from the old Popeye cartoons.

[Fumesucker]

19. The Goons were even more like it..

[tridim]

20. Wow, actually that was the character I was thinking of.

But they both look similar. Popeye was a very strange toon.

[Fumesucker]

21. The one you posted was called Jeep..

I watched The Popeye Club every day for quite a few years when I was a kid.. Black and white TV, three channels..

Yep, Popeye was rather strange..

[buzzard]

18. Here is a beauty leafy sea dragon part of seahorse family just love these guys.

[chollybocker]

30. "Today's Sea Dragon Special comes with a side salad"

[KittyWampus]

22. FUCKIN' NARWHALS! FUCK YEAH!

[Orsino]

24. I support teaching Perverse Design alongside Evolution.

That is some fucked-up shit. On the first day, God ate the brown acid.

[LeftHander]

25. proof evolution is the work of the devil....

except the Angora bunny....

awwwwwWWWwwwWWWwww....

[hunter]

26. Those that might fit through the cat door are the most worrisome.

How'd you like to meet one of 'em late at night in your kitchen eating the cat food?

Or in your bedroom? Or in your bed.

That's really why we let the dogs sleep on our beds... Hopefully they'll bark if a giant rolly-polly, purple frog, coconut crab, or anything else like that gets near.

[roguevalley]

41. ligers are born sterile. Someone showed a picture of the naked

mole rat a few years ago and asked us to guess what it was. Someone said it was a penis with teeth and I swear I am still laughing.

[progressoid]

27. k/r just for the title,

[fishwax]

28. wow, that's some crazy stuff

:wow:

[TwilightGardener]

31. The Malay Eagle Owl is AWESOME!!

I want one...:loveya:

[fascisthunter]

33. I Just Found Karl Rove:

Seapig

[blondeatlast]

38. Uh, well, uh, um, oh, well, uh...

I'm speechless.

[name not needed]

45. Damn, I could have sworn this was Rove

[fascisthunter]

50. kinda looks like Cheney

[inna]

34. OMG this is just AWESOME! Thank you for posting this! :)

[SoCalDem]

35. Babs Bush's lineage..FOUND

[NoFace]

37. It's amazing how THE EXACT SAME TOPIC shows up in every forum I frequent...exactly at the same time.

Brrr-r-r-r.

Spooky.

[blondeatlast]

39. I just had to look before I went to bed--now I'll be bolt upright with the TV on aaall night...

:scared:

[ibegurpard]

40. oh jesus what's that thing on the garbage can?

seriously i have goose bumps...

[Incitatus]

42. They all look happy to me. nt

[xchrom]

43. Some of them look too happy. Nt

[Cetacea]

44. Iraqi Camel Spider

And results of it's bite:

[sufrommich]

46. Oh. My. God. nt

[LynneSin]

48. I had to look up that Giant Coconut Crab to see where it lives - just so I know not to move there

That thing would freak me out if I found it rumaging in my garbage can. IT'S HUGE!!!

BTW, I remember a few years back on Top Chef, they had odd animals as part of a Surf & Turf competition. One of the animals you could pick was the the geoduck. I just assumed it was some sort of fugly duck until I looked it up on wiki.

[Johonny]

49. Can the worlds only hairless, tailless bipedal mammal

call other animals freaks?