Cops: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates

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Cops: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Ex Husband Allegedly Held the Wheel While She Shaved, Neither One Noticed SUV in Front of Them
By MATT GUTMAN
March 11, 2010

Internet punsters are celebrating Megan Barnes as Florida's "Pubic Enemy," others are chattering about her "razor sharp focus."

Megan Barnes is shown in her booking photo. Barnes was allegedly driving while shaving her bikini area when she hit another vehicle in the Florida Keys.

The 37-year-old Barnes catapulted to instant fame for an alleged multi-tasking mash-up that earned the bottle-blonde's mug shot a spot on hundreds of Web sites.

According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885

[Generator]

1. I suppose she'll blame Toyota

[global1]

15. There's Got To Be A 'Carpet' Joke In Here Somewhere......nt

[BadgerKid]

24. Well it's better than having the rug pulled out from under you. n/t

[reflection]

2. Kind of odd

that they refer to her as a "bottle blond" in the article. What is the relevance of that? :shrug:

[damntexdem]

17. Among other things, it suggests the color of what she was shaving.

;-)

Just look at the picture -- of her head hair.

[county worker]

18. They must have got a look at those shaved hairs.

[Fumesucker]

3. Wasn't there a mini series about her?

Roots..

:evilgrin:

[HereSince1628]

4. ew, after the mug shot...PLEASE NO PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!!!!

Film at 11 on LOGO.

[Yavin4]

7. Anyone Attracted to Her

is probably not going to care that her pubes aren't shaved.

[Liberal_in_LA]

5. She needs to touch up those roots (on her head). Yikes.

[Soylent Brice]

19. ...

:rofl:

[d_b]

25. Kurt Lives!

also, :puke:

[Soylent Brice]

28. tthat is an evil fucking thing to say...

...about Kurt.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

21. How come you never see burnettes with blonde roots? (n/t)

[thereismore]

6. Ex held the wheel as she shaved her bikini area while driving to see her boyfriend?

Florida.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

20. JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!... n/t

[msanthrope]

43. No. Floriduh....n/t

[Liberal_in_LA]

8. "According to the arrest report, it was the sixth time her license had been suspended. "

[Bluebear]

9. CamryToe.

Sorry.

[Mari333]

11. rofl

[Mari333]

10. wooooooooooooooowooooooooooo

first caulking of buttocks now shaving ones woowoo. and this isnt the onion.

the american public will put the onion out of business soon.

[Kaleva]

12. Mom always tell their daughters to wear clean underwear & shave their bikini lines.

You'll never know when one will get into an accident.

[Sancho]

13. And I thought texting while driving was dangerous!

:crazy:

[BadgerKid]

22. Lawmakers to outlaw shaving while driving...in 3...2...1... n/t

[apocalypsehow]

14. Haaahaaaahaaaa! Rec!

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[Hannah Bell]

16. she looks like a man.

[tammywammy]

23. That's a severe case of razor burn.

Some things are not meant for multi-tasking. Shaving is one of them.

[eShirl]

26. What on earth was the rush?

[Contrary1]

27. There's got to be a Burma Shave rhyme that fits this situation somewhere...

[berni_mccoy]

36. Ok, you asked for it

(using the old shaving cream jingle, "Save Every Day"...)

Driving to see my boyfriend
Wanting to be smooth and clean
Ex-hubby along like a wussy
While I drove and shaved my
Shaving cream, shave every day, shave every day and you'll always be clean.

[Berry Cool]

39. "To Get There Safely

Don't Pitch a Fit
Keep Your Eyes On the Road
And Your Hands Off Your...

Burma-Shave"

[tallahasseedem]

29. She needs to make the switch...

to waxing!

[Froward69]

30. this thread is useless without photos of

the distraction.

[Forkboy]

31. Hope she didn't give the cop any lip.

[Bluebear]

32. Oh no you didn't.

[Forkboy]

38. At least the cop didn't have to go to her hood...

:yoiks:

[L0oniX]

33. I can only imagine what could have happened if a trucker had seen that...

IMO there would have been a pile up for sure.

[Liberal In Texas]

35. Truckers see all kinds of weird shit which is why I monitor CB Channel 19

when I take a long road trip.

[Stevenmarc]

34. You mean they don't make a wax pot with a cigarette lighter plug?

[Bluebear]

40. ---

:spray:

[Fly by night]

37. Even speed-reading through "Greatest" page thread titles, this one made my toes curl by themselves.

[The Midway Rebel]

41. I have a feeling that we are not hearing the whole story. n/t

[AwakeAtLast]

42. This was in the Lounge last week

GD is slippin'

:wow:

:D

[Sancho]

44. Maybe there were TWO wrecks while shaving and driving! After all, it's FL!

:shrug: