oh my god this is for real

[Mari333]

only $2,995.00!













http://www.foxbronzeart.com/Bush.htm

[Hepburn]

1. ...

...:puke:

[Mari333]

4. hey you can even place it next to your piano by a fine art painting

[Enrique]

19. lol

imagine seeing that in someone's house. :scared:

[Mari333]

27. HIS EYES FOLLOW YOU AROUND THE ROOM

[Canuckistanian]

66. Jeeze, even Bush couldn't do that

Unless you were carrying large bundles of cash.

[4_TN_TITANS]

104. LOL..... duzy!

[Warpy]

28. I think in keeping with his general persona

he'd be wearing a lampshade pretty quickly if I were anywhere near it.

[calimary]

50. Hey, now that you mention it, he would make a nice lamp!

As I'm sure he has - at numerous behind-the-scenes parties probably from middle school ON.

[miscsoc]

62. that post reminds me of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvgXnzwwZsM

[Mari333]

101. LOL

[HughBeaumont]

95. Bushthoven?

[ixion]

46. my response as well...

:puke:

[Hepburn]

48. Looks like he found Bone-whore's Man Tan!

:evilgrin:

[G_j]

2. from the war criminals museum? nt

[Solly Mack]

7. Sickening, isn't it?

[wryter2000]

3. I didn't think it possible

They made him look more simian than he really is.

Won't someone please think of the apes??!!

[tkmorris]

5. That would make a terrific urinal cake

[flakey_foont]

6. do they actually sell any of these?

looks like a piece of junk to me

[sabra]

8. so is this...

[LakeSamish706]

12. Now that one I like and think is appropriate given the man. lol n/t

[Mari333]

14. hahahahaha

[hyphenate]

77. It looks like he is going to lick someone's butt

Literally! Or kiss ass, which is just as good!

[eppur_se_muova]

88. MUCH better! nt

[LakeSamish706]

9. Lol.. They would have to pay me that to use it as a boat anchor. n/t

[Diane R]

10. Recommending so others can see it and gag.

[wroberts189]

35. too late.. aackkk nt

[Patsy Stone]

11. $2995.00??

Something for "The Haves," I guess...

Does anyone else think he looks like Skeletor?

[Mari333]

23. they miss him

[Patsy Stone]

40. Is that the freakin' "Mission Accomplished" suit, too?

Could they have picked a worse moment to commemorate?

Here are some other classics they could immortalize:

[pepperbear]

87. I think you're right. it is the mission accomplished costume. never to early to rewrite history.n/t

[lumberjack_jeff]

13. It's not real. It's bronze.

For $3 large, it'd better be the real thing.

[FiveGoodMen]

24. Now THAT I would pay 3 grand for!

Although I certainly wouldn't keep it around the house.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

15. "GEORGE-COMMANDER"

My side just completely blew out.

[Bozita]

16. No bronzed codpiece?

[thereismore]

17. Very ascetic features. Doesn't look like the stupid mofo I used to know. nt

[Auggie]

18. Who is it?

George... somebody.

:shrug:

[DrDan]

20. looks like dog doo-doo to me

in bronze

[Chulanowa]

21. Doesn't even look like him

Looks like Ronald Reagan had a baby with Clint Eastwood.

THIS is George Bush:

[LakeSamish706]

22. Is that his famed Flight Jacket? n/t

[TK421]

25. It's a bust...much like his presidency!

[babylonsister]

26. Hahaha!

:thumbsup:

[Mad_Dem_X]

98. LOL! n/t

[onethatcares]

29. looks like a great butt scratcher.

just have to get the pedestal the right height.

[trusty elf]

30. A marble one is available too!

And then there's this:

[Uben]

31. Shoulda made one of him picking his nose

At least it would have been more realistic!

[Mari333]

32. Someone made some velvet paintings of him for a cheaper price

[MisterP]

34. given the distancing effect of the 2 years he hasn't constantly been on DU or the TV,

it's plain to see that he has his mother's mouth









ugh...

[TK421]

33. What a waste of bronze...aluminum foil would have been far more appropriate n/t

[csziggy]

67. It should have been sculpted out of bull turds

THAT would have been appropriate!

[TK421]

93. haha!

[damntexdem]

36. Well, it might be worth the price for use in a poison-control center:

to induce vomiting.

;-)

[jody]

37. Aren't the pilot wings wrong? Dubya was a pilot, not higher USAF designations. n/t

[TK421]

38. Fake tan-check, dark soulless eyes with blank stare-check

this is an amazing likeness!

[nemo137]

80. More real than real!

[Xipe Totec]

39. Don't leave home without it, George nt

[arthritisR_US]

41. good for target practice. n/t

[tallahasseedem]

42. You should put a warning in the subject line...

OMG! This is just too much...

[TalkingDog]

43. A little pricey for a butt plug. n/t

[Mari333]

rofl

[Hepburn]

49. Oh, fuck...

...I just spewed Diet Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard!

:rofl:

[road2000]

44. Holy Hell. n/t

[lunatica]

45. They forgot the smirk

And they need to make it bob it's head while making yuk, yuk noises.

[MUAD_DIB]

47. I don't see the stopper in the top. Where do you put the Jack Daniels in?

[Bluebear]

51. "FOX bronze art" no less

[GoddessOfGuinness]

63. Fair and balanced

[BarbaRosa]

52. $3000.00 puke generator.

:puke:

[Mudoria]

53. I need one of those for my frontyard..

my dog is always looking for something new to cock his leg up on and let fly on. I can't think of a more appropriate object.

[EFerrari]

54. I like this one with Poppy and Jeb better.

[patrice]

85. shit bricks, right?

[Patsy Stone]

94. DUzy!

:hi: :rofl:

[EFerrari]

103. TGIF, Patsy!

:hi:

[WCGreen]

55. He does bear a strong resemblance to...

Caligulla...

[hunter]

56. Wow. I want to license that work for a new line of condom dispensers.

You'd hear Bush say "Mission Accomplished!" with every condom dispensed.

[Berry Cool]

57. I wouldn't buy this as a Chia Pet. n/t

[Skidmore]

58. Ten to one you can snap one of them up for $19.95 on QVC

soon. Stay tuned.

[BLUSH]

59. for real ...

nt

[TexasObserver]

60. Chimp chimpany Chimp Chimpany Chimp Chimp Chair-ree

How can they deny evolution when he looks like his father was a monkey?

[jmm]

61. More proof you can't buy class. (n/t)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

64. Shit sells for that much money?

I'm going to have to stop flushing.

[RexS]

65. Notice how they make him look like some kind of VIP war hero?

Pathetic trash, I wouldn't be surprised if the people who make this beat their children in the name of God.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

Is it a butt plug?

[Love Bug]

69. Would you want that near your butt? Seriously?

Maybe Karl Rove would use it for that...

:rofl:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

72. It just looked so, so

tainted.

:silly:

[Love Bug]

68. You could practice throwing shoes at it

eom

[rug]

70. It needs proper lighting.

[CLANG]

99. Jesus! That could put an eye out!

[flvegan]

71. 10x smarter than the original. n/t

[Hawkeye-X]

73. Someone needs to pay me $2,995.00 + permanent monthly $5,000 allowance

in order to take that P.O.S.

[jillan]

74. I bet Michelle Bachman is going to run right out and get one!

[hyphenate]

75. ,,,,

:puke:

[Hissyspit]

76. Gaah!

Don't scare me like that!

Ugly piece of shit.

[8 track mind]

78. most expensive butt plug i've ever seen. n/t

[bullwinkle428]

79. I could design one HELL of a toilet around that!

[lpbk2713]

81. Will it fit inside a urinal?

That would be the only reason I would even consider buying that POS.

[Quantess]

82. They tried to make him look like Clint Eastwood.

[patrice]

83. You can purchase a companion piece: a crown for holidays & special occassions.

[northofdenali]

84. NUKE IT!!

Please?

:rofl:

I don't know whether to cry or :puke:

[pepperbear]

86. actually, it looks more like reagan. n/t

[Whisp]

89. finally Junior is BUSTED!

whats with the larry king suspenders?

and that bad tanning booth job?

[krispos42]

90. I think this is an excellent idea, actually.

One of Bill Engvall's schitcks is that stupid people should have to wear a sign that says "I'm Stupid".


Well, this marks an entire house as such. Plus, they're loose with money!

[rasputin1952]

91. MY EYES!!!111!

[HopeHoops]

92. Does it come with a bottle of whiskey?

HE always does, although it is usually already inside him.

[HughBeaumont]

96. The templates:

[raccoon]

97. "It was done in the library, by a Du'er, with a Dubya bust." nt

[Orsino]

100. Perfect allegory for W's presidency: an expensive bust.

And it just sits there.

[n2doc]

102. Does it come with a bronze shoe to throw at it? n/t

[4_TN_TITANS]

105. That belongs in the yard next to the road

with a sign that says "Doggy Rest Area".

edit: Butt Plug?!?! this thread turned out to be most entertaining!

[MrMickeysMom]

106. Oh, cool! An upside down plunger!

After a few plunges, I betcha it'll reach all the shit stains without much "hard work"!

[lapislzi]

107. Honey, you need to put a warning in that subject line!

Now I'm scrambling for the eye bleach.