Grovelbot's Moderating Tips

[EarlG]

As you may know, we are http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7890444">currently looking for volunteers to serve as DU moderators for the next three months. In case you were wondering what the job entails, Grovelbot has put together a handy list of things you need to know if you become a DU moderator.

























And finally DO NOT forget that Democratic Underground relies on volunteer moderators to keep the site running smoothly. We are looking for new volunteers NOW, and we need YOUR help! It's easy to apply - http://upload.democraticunderground.com/forums/moderator-application.html">click here to learn how!

[Kali]

1. hahahaha

tempting!:rofl:

[HughMoran]

2. Lol - K&R

[myrna minx]

3. LOL. K&R

:D

[Lone_Star_Dem]

4. That humor is just a taste of what you'll get to experience as a DU mod!

It's not just a job, it's an adventure! :D

[Hawkeye-X]

5. That's why I applied, and loved being a mod

... and they DIDNT have the hot tub back when I was moderating.. All they had was the kiddie pool, and someone had to eat the beans every night.

Hawkeye-X

[cbayer]

18. And that's why there is a warning about Krispos!

:rofl:

[krispos42]

23. People that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, Miss Cbayer.

Shall I air YOUR dirty laundry??? Hmmmm???


Look, we all have certain days... you as a woman should understand this... where our internals sometimes send mixed signals about what's going on there in the plumbing, and more importantly what's ABOUT to go on.



Look, there's plenty of chlorine and a filter, so you just gotta let it go.



















:P

[cbayer]

36. Shhhhhh!! Most people here think I am a guy!

:hide:

[rasputin1952]

6. I went into the Hot Tub after a troll slaughter....

it was just a tad warmer, and I'm glad he left the O Henry bar for me...

[krispos42]

24. It was a Baby Ruth.

Mmmmm... Baby Ruth... :drool:

[rasputin1952]

28. Drat...

Long time since I saw that...:D

[krispos42]

31. Well, it could have been Mounds, I guess

:rofl:

[wryter2000]

7. Pssst, EarlG

Should we tell them about the drinks cabinet? :evilgrin:

[MadHound]

8. Grovelbots "sparking floors"?

Is that kind of like the "killing fields" or some other such metaphor?

Or is Grovelbot's spelling program on the fritz?

[AlienGirl]

15. Well, the floor's wet from the hot tub, and he *does* run on electricity...

[EarlG]

16. Lol

It seems that even robots aren't immune to typos. BAD GROVELBOT!

:evilgrin:

[EFerrari]

9. Kick

[Scurrilous]

10. K & R

:thumbsup:

[Cetacea]

11. K&R

[laughingliberal]

12. Really cute! rec. nt

[flvegan]

13. ROFL! Poor krispos42.

[krispos42]

25. You'll notice they did this while I was at work.

Damn, they're clever!

[flvegan]

26. I did, and I've got your back.

Not that it helps you, considering the source.

Keep on keeping on, friend!!!

[Generic Other]

14. What's Grovelbot's position on loofas in the hot tub?

I have a spot on my back I can't reach.

[awoke_in_2003]

37. i think he prefers

falafals :)

[Maru Kitteh]

17. Is there anything more tasty than sweet robot action?

No there is not?

[hatrack]

19. All your Grovelbot is belong to us!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

20. What is Grovelbot's position on snorkeling?

:rofl:

[rpannier]

22. I heard Hitler went snorkeling on his free time

So, no snorkeling

[maddezmom]

27. Oh no you didn't

:rofl:

[Garbo 2004]

21. K & R nt

[mod mom]

29. Prefer robot enslavement over BFEE!

;)

[lunatica]

30. Resistance is futile

[stubtoe]

32. I love me some Grovelbot.

xoxoxox

[Lasher]

33. Could I post my very own clever thread locking statements?

Some of them are way cool.

[cbayer]

34. Kick

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

35. !

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