Colbert: What to Do When You Miss Karl Rove

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Colbert: What to Do When You Miss Karl Rove
by ericlewis0
Fri Mar 12, 2010 at 07:44:02 AM PST

A gag for the ages from last night's Colbert Report:





Watch the clip here: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/267151/march-11-2010/karl-rove-s-new-book

Colbert Report, Thursday, Mar. 11, 2010:

"Nation, You know I love Karl Rove. I can not get enough of this guy! Sometimes when I can't find him on TV, I'll just, uh, put a pair of wire rimmed glasses...on a loaf of ham. And uh, and I'll pretend we're friends.
"Hey, hey Karl - you feeling alright? Your eyes look a little glazed. He's fun. Karl's fun. (licks ham)

That's why I am so pumped that on Tuesday, Karl Rove dropped his new book, Courage and Consequence. It's just like Pride and Prejudice, but even more prejudiced.

(snip)

Now, I am loving, I'm loving the juicy details in this little book, okay? Like this okay - Karl's Shocking revelation that he had nothing to do with the outing of CIA Operative Valerie Plame. Oh, and the bombshell that it wasn't him who spread the rumor that John McCain had fathered an illegitimate black baby. And folks, you'll never guess who was really not behind the Swift Boat rumors about John Kerry.
I am telling you folks - this is a gripping 'who didn't done it'. By the way, spoiler alert...Bush was a great president. (eats some of Karl's head)
mmm. He is salty."

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/3/12/845465/-Colbert:-What-to-Do-When-You-Miss-Karl-Rove

ON EDIT: You've got to see this clip. It's not very long and it's hysterical!!! Colbert at his BEST. I love the part at the end.

[Brickbat]

1. Oh my...I didn't even see the show and I'm sitting here giggling.

Classic.

[Beetwasher]

2. That's The Best Pic Of Rove I've Ever Seen!

Did he have some work done?

[FourScore]

3. You've got to see the clip. It's hysterical.

Especially the part at the end.

[blm]

4. hah...you Beet me to it!

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[Blue Owl]

5. That made my night!

n/t

[Greybnk48]

6. Try putting Rove's pic from his book's jacket cover next to the Ham with

glasses. It really looks very much the same. I thought I was going to pee myself laughing last night!!

Colbert is a genius.

[City Lights]

7. That clip was hilarious!

:rofl:

I :loveya: Stephen!

Thanks for posting this...I can't wait to show it to my kids!

[Richardo]

8. "It's just like Pride and Prejudice, but even more prejudiced."

:rofl:

[lame54]

9. I loved it when he jams the knife in his head

[FourScore]

10. THat's my favorite part too. n/t

[Blue Owl]

11. If only he'd have given it a little twist

n/t

[Overseas]

12. K&R . Great antidote to the torrents of lies the Rove is spewing. //nt

[progressoid]

13. The canned ham was genius.

Pure comedy gold.

[AwakeAtLast]

14. The ham is MUCH sexier

;)

[MattBaggins]

15. Throw another rotten tomato?