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Governor Patterson today named Tickle Me Elmo to replace Eric Massa in New York's 29th Congressional District.
"It is with great pride that I today have the honor to name New York's first blazing red Congressman to fill Eric Massa seat. And it is with great confidence that I can assure the voters of New York that, retailing for $29.99, Elmo is the perfect fit for the 29th Congressional district. Insuring that the transition from Tickle Me Eric to Tickle Me Elmo will be seamless.
When one looks at Congresstoy Elmo's resume one can't help noticing, how similar his political beliefs are to mine. "When squeezed Elmo will chortle. When squeezed three times in a row, Elmo will begin to shake and laugh hysterically.
And let me put one ugly rumor to rest. I have not made up my mind whether Tyco-Preschool with be named to run the Casino operations at Aqueduct Race Track."
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