Alternate HC Bills: "Rep Alan Grayson will personally punch in the face.." (The Onion/Humor)

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http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/alternate_health_care_bills

Alternate Health Care Bills
In response to President Obama's call for compromise, several lawmakers have concocted their own health care reform bills. Here are some provisions of the top contenders:

Hoyer-Larson Bill: All 45 million uninsured Americans would be guaranteed medical care, all of it provided by Dr. Tom Janicak of Houston, TX
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Griffith-Cantor Bill: Low-income families would be allowed to huddle outside hospital windows in the cold and look at wealthier families receiving care
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Grayson Bill: Rep. Alan Grayson will personally punch in the face any insurance executive who turns down a valid claim

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I almost wish that WAS Alan's bill.. LOL

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1. Lol, they really understand Eric Cantor. n/t