Bacon makes me see things, too

[n2doc]

Man finds Jesus in burnt pan
Published: March. 11, 2010 at 5:40 PM
SALFORD, England, March 11 (UPI) -- A British man who fell asleep while cooking bacon said he awoke an hour later to find the image of Jesus Christ burned into the base of the frying pan.

Toby Elles, 22, of Salford, England, said he was making a bedtime snack after having some beers with housemates and fell asleep on the couch while waiting for his bacon to cook, the Daily Mail reported Thursday.

"When I woke up about an hour later the room was full of smoke," he said. "Luckily we have an electric hob so I just turned off the heat, but then I lifted up the bacon and there was JC looking back at me."

"It's some kind of miracle," Elles said.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/03/11/Man-finds-Jesus-in-burnt-pan/UPI-31711268347229/

[ddeclue]

1. Was he eating the bacon or smoking it?

:rofl:

[donco6]

2. It's some fucking miracle YOU DIDN'T BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!

Sorry for the shouting, but goddam, this stupidity gets to me.

[CTyankee]

12. Can people just step away from the oven or the stove top after quaffing a few beers?

Is that too much to ask? I mean, really, just get real and decide that you cannot really respond in a reasonable mode and so save it for a later time when you are sober?

Why not try that, mates?

[donco6]

14. Alcohol, Fire, Large Electrical Things, Heavy Equipment, Firearms, . . . they REALLY don't mix.

Yeah, ya gotta wonder how it is that that just doesn't sink in.

[CTyankee]

16. made for each other I guess, but some folks here have a Constitutional basis for condoning it!

Doncha know?....

[donco6]

25. Oh yeah.

It's our Constitutional right to blow our noses off with firearms while intoxicated, because GODDAM IT, the 2nd Amendment . . . blah blah blah.

[Swamp Rat]

3. LOLOLOL!!!!!!

:rofl:

[EvolveOrConvolve]

4. "After having some beers"

LOL - there's a reliable witness.

[Walk away]

5. Bacon makes Toby see Jesus. I believe Bacon is Jesus.

Bacon Theists unite at the Pancake House!

[ellenfl]

6. the first and only time i cooked after a night on the town . . .

i burned a pan of hashbrowns. after that it was all-night restaurant, drive through or microwave, only. i never saw jesus, tho'. :eyes:

ellen fl

[Xipe Totec]

7. What would Jesus Chew? nt

[ddeclue]

8. Well did Jesus keep kosher?

if he did then I don't think there was a lot of bacon being served at the last supper.

[Bozita]

9. Had a few beers. Saw a bacon rocket. Video ...

Bacon Rocket

The folks that brought you hover bacon have done it again. In the name of science and love of bacon, they have sought to answer once and for all the question that’s been plaguing the world for so long…

Can a rocket be made of bacon?

You know you’ve always wanted to know the answer. The Rather Good team provides the proof.


Video: http://bacontoday.com/bacon-rocket/#ixzz0i0xhK9z2

[WillyT]

10. Seven Degrees Of... Jesus ???

Who new???

:wow:

:evilgrin:

[NYC_SKP]

11. Reply answering the question, "what is it that this post really needs??

[TeeYiYi]

17. Is that the real image?... nt

TYY

[NYC_SKP]

18. yes, news source "telegraph.co.uk", link here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7424976/Image-of-Jesus-appears-in-a-frying-pan.html

[TeeYiYi]

24. Looks fake. Like clip art...

...painted on the bottom of the pan with fat combined with lemon juice to brown quickly.

Dunno.

A friend of mine and I once joked about airbrushing christian images onto bread with lemon juice and then toasting it and selling it on ebay... Jesus. Mother Mary...

TYY :shrug:

[hunter]

19. I'd be looking for the poor dude who burned his face in a frying pan.

Anyone seen him? Have they checked the Emergency Rooms? He's probably still screaming.

[Liberal_in_LA]

22. wow...that IS Jesus

[Bozita]

23. Frank Zappa

[Sanity Claws]

13. BUt Jesus is Jewish

he can't have/be bacon

[donco6]

15. Touche!

:rofl:

[MattBaggins]

20. Arggh the stupid it burns... Oh wait in this case that really holds true

If I've said it once; I've said it a million times. I thank God every day for making me an atheist.

[Sanity Claws]

21. When will we see it on EBay?

What kind of opening bid for a frying pan with the face of JC?