"Republicans Turned Off By The Size Of Obama's Package"

[kpete]

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http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/03/11/just-pass-the-damned-bill/

[liberaltrucker]

1. So, apparently, it's NOT twue

:rofl:

[Cirque du So-What]

2. That's a lie!

I bet at least half of them are turned on by the size of his package.

[cap]

3. but they really liked the size of GW's

remember, the good old "Mission Accomplished"

[WCGreen]

10. I was never more embarrassed to be an American than when he pulled

off that stunt...

[Bitwit1234]

4. Think that's why republicans are running around looking for more and more

mistress. They're jealous.

[alp227]

5. Perfect Jay Leno headline.

And Fox Nation post.

Seriously, here's the real article. It's an opinion piece in a small Michigan newspaper.

http://archive.easternecho.com/content/republicans-turned-size-obamas-package

[caraher]

7. A college paper, actually

Eastern Michigan University. And the whole piece is clearly "college" humor mixed with news. Wannabe Daily Show writers

[AnnieBW]

6. But not Scott Brown's!

I'm sure that Obama's package is MUCH bigger, anyway. That's why Michelle is always smiling!

[TexasObserver]

8. They're afraid of Clinton's package, and he's not even black.

Add the black thing and the GOP really finds it mouth gorging.

That's why they all keep saying "he's ramming it down our throats!"

[lolly]

9. Read the article--it gets worse.

Somebody fired all the editors and hired some frat boys from the local college newspaper to save money.

on edit--OK, read post above. It IS a college newspaper.

Republicans are not sparing the rod when it comes to beating up on President Obama’s economic stimulus package, but it’s clear they are unable to raise their membership to withstand the newly found vigor of his congressional muscle.

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In the end, witnessing the Obama stimulus package being massaged by Congress is much like watching any government sausage being made; it’s not for the faint of heart.

[B Calm]

11. Republicans are still sore because they didn't get to see Bill Clinton's penis!