"The check is in the mail" "I'll never leave you" "Trust me"

[Stinky The Clown]

"I'll call you" "I'll pull out before that" "We'll share the profit" "My husband doesn't understand me" "We have a special kind of marriage" "We'll fix it later"

Has anyone ever believed even one of these?

[Donnachaidh]

1. *that foundation won't leak* *your investment is sure to profit*

"Don't worry about the easement, we'll get it fixed before closing* "We'll go back and re-negotiate the loan before the balloon payment kicks in*

yeah -- my cousin did. Still looking for a buyer for that Bridge in Brooklyn :rofl:

[Bluebear]

2. "It will actually appreciate in value!" "You're my first" "I'm only offering you this deal"

[inna]

3. LOL

:kick:

[CTyankee]

4. "My husband doesn't understand me" was mine.

It was really "He doesn't understand that I am divorcing his lying butt."

[DJ13]

5. We promise to fix our corporate welfare bill later

[Canuckistanian]

6. "We'll just add the PO later, trust me."

Don't worry about it. Piece of cake. No worries, mate. You're fretting over nothing.

Say, how ya fixed for health insurance, buddy? Is your family protected from a health disaster? It's a nice family. Wouldn't want anything to happen to it, would ya?

Sign here.

[saracat]

7. How about, "you must buy this right now or the offer is off the table" !

[scarletwoman]

8. "I'm really sorry, honey, I'll never hit you again."

To be a Dem voter these days is a lot like being an abused wife who keeps taking her husband back.

sw

[northofdenali]

9. "Of course that firewood is seasoned."

"It's the free market, that's why your gasoline prices are $3.41 a gallon".

"We can't afford to fix the (insert your favorite cause here) - it'll raise our taxes."

K&R, Stinky - K&R

[Raine]

10. "This ship is unsinkable"

said the builder of the Titanic.

[grasswire]

11. and the word for us is.............

...suckers. Time after time after time after time.

Don't forget "change you can believe in."

[SoFlaJet]

12. you forgot

I promise I won't cum in your mouth...

[gratuitous]

13. "We know where the weapons of mass destruction are"

"Mission accomplished."

"If anyone in my administration was involved in the outing of Valerie Plame, I'll fire that person."

"We're fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq for a noble cause."

"There were no terrorist attacks on American soil during the Bush presidency."

[druidity33]

34. "they're to the north, south, east and west...

of Baghdad, somewhat". I think that's the quote.

Always loved that Rumsfeldian garbled lie... supreme blather.

[emilyg]

14. buy it now so you

can see what's in.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

15. "You'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."

[The Gunslinger]

16. Give more wealth to the wealthy, and it will trickle down to all.

[Hardrada]

17. This is the War to End All Wars.

We will make the world safe for Democracy.

[havocmom]

18. K&R cuz the clown has a valid point

again

[Sancho]

19. "I am not a crook!"

:wow:

[Hatchling]

20. "Any bill I sign must have a Public Option."

:(

[cherokeeprogressive]

21. "We'll fix it later" sounds PERFECTLY believable to me...

Anyone who doesn't believe "We'll fix it later" is out of touch, glass half-empty, Debbie Downer, and all that.

[truedelphi]

30. Of course a bit of that depends on what definition you use for the word

"fix"...

[Fla_Democrat]

22. the material will be there by lunch time

:evilgrin:

[pipi_k]

23. "I can quit drinking any time I want to"

"OMG I'm so sick, I'm NEVER gonna drink again!!!!!"



Heard those two for years.

[MrMickeysMom]

24. I personally believed ...

they'd never come out with the public option in my face!

[roguevalley]

25. you go first. it will be okay. we're all right behind you.

[Ms. Toad]

26. Frankly, that's not the point (assuming you are talking about insurance reform)

I don't necessarily believe they will fix it later.

I hope they will, but even if they never fix it the way I want it fixed, the changes proposed are far better than the status quo - and better than living for another 12 years (the approximate length of time since the last minor fix) or 25 years (since the last major fix) - particularly since what is propose provides far more access to health insurance than either of the last fixes made available, and imposes premium parity (which neither of the last two fixes even addressed).

[QC]

27. Hope and change. n/t

[Lorien]

28. "Change we can believe in". nt

[wroberts189]

29. 100% guarantee ** (subject to terms and conditions in our 600 words of fine micro print) knr/nt

[pecwae]

31. Pass it now,

we'll find out what's in it later.

[DisgustedInMN]

32. Apparently there actually are some fools...

.. that believe those blatant lies, many of which post on this forum.

:shrug:

[Echo In Light]

33. Never underestimate the power of denial

[deaniac21]

35. You left out "We'll fix it after we pass it".

[Donnachaidh]

36. we're providing "health" care reform

*this will provide healthcare to 30 million people*

[KG]

37. 'fierce advocate'

[sabrina 1]

38. I believed this one:

Candidate Obama on Mandates:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwzYVEunPQ0

I suppose $20 million in donations from the Insurance Ind. can help change a man's mind. Except for men of principle. But they are so hard to find.

[Lyric]

39. "No need for protection. I want a baby with you."

*sigh*

Oh well. The baby turned out to be worth it, at least. He'll be ten in May. :)

[Fly by night]

40. Yes, I have ... but only a time or two.

"I did not inhale." (No one believed that one from the instant it was said.)