Suck on it, tearing someone a new one, bending over...

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

Do we have any dominance idioms left that don't invoke sticking one's weiner in somebody in demonstration of their weakness/worthlessness?

[Silent3]

1. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US n/t

[Greyhound]

9. ..

[Wraith20878]

28. somebody

set us up the bomb!

[Bicoastal]

2. Hey--SIT ON IT!

[Cirque du So-What]

14. Sit on what?

A comfy seat? A hemorrhoid blow-up doughnut thingie? I get the distinct impression that when one of the Happy Days says 'sit on it!', anal penetration is implicit.

[Donnachaidh]

18. the full line is *sit on it and rotate*

At least it was in my neighborhood.

[donco6]

3. LOL! I'd given up even trying. n/t

[scheming daemons]

4. Drank your milkshake

[Chemisse]

5. You forgot 'shove it up your .... sideways' nt

[Chemisse]

7. Also - Up your nose with a rubber hose! nt

[Donnachaidh]

19. In your face with a can of Mace. n/t

[Berry Cool]

25. In you ear with Rosey Grier!

[KamaAina]

33. And twice as far with a chocolate bar!

:P

[Iggo]

36. "...sideways, and with sandpaper..."

[trof]

37. 'Sideways' is graywarrior's deal.

;-)

[gratuitous]

6. Made you eat dirt and ask for seconds

Nanny, nanny, boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. How about, "Sock It To Me"?

[panader0]

10. This is a question of mind over matter

I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Not really domineering enough........

[scarletwoman]

11. "I fart in your general direction!"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Dominance idioms spoken in a French accent. :)

[Cirque du So-What]

15. Not to mention...

'I wave my private parts at your aunties!', which is better than 'getting torn a new one' or the like, but getting flashed by a snotty French knight is pretty bad in itself.

[scarletwoman]

20. Even better when followed with assorted bovines and ovines tossed over a parapet at your victims.

Dominate THAT! :D

[omega minimo]

12. don't forget "Blame the Blue Eyed Blondes"

:thumbsdown:

[Vincardog]

13. How about "Go pound SAND"?

[Gman2]

16. Sit and spin!

[MineralMan]

17. Did you have a subject in mind, or is this just a general rant?

I'm just curious.

[omega minimo]

32. Even that clear and short, you manage to miss the point?

:wow:

[Orsino]

21. Up ya nose wit a rubba hose! n/t

[ddeclue]

22. You're shovel ready because we're throwing you under the bus after we found out

you weren't too big to fail.

:P

[undeterred]

23. You forgot the whole "douchebag" family of insults.

Women are lower on the pole than gay men.

[Berry Cool]

24. As a woman, I don't have a problem with douchebag insults.

I think douchebags are useless things. Women certainly don't need them, because women don't need to douche. At all.

Thus, it makes sense to call useless people douchebags.

Oh, and if that's still too sexist for you, remember what a "scumbag" is: a used condom.

[undeterred]

26. Thats because you miss the point entirely.

[omega minimo]

30. +1

[Last_Stand]

27. "Knock your dick in the dirt?"

Don't ask me where I got that...it's too embarassing.

[Stinky The Clown]

29. "I own you"

No penetration of a bodily orifice implied

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

31. Eat shit and die.

[KamaAina]

34. "Resistance is futile."

:-)

[datasuspect]

35. someone once told all of us, "GO FUCK YOURSELF"

old heart disease boy and shit.

[upi402]

38. "Cramming it down our throats" -Neocons are fixated

on the 'jam it down the throat' idea.