Grayson re: Palin: "As the Knave's horse says in Alice in Wonderland, 'dogs will believe anything"

[kpete]

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In response to Palin's attack on Rep Grayson, Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for having a hand large enough to fit Grayson's entire name on it. He thanked Palin for alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in Central Florida. Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also said that Palin really had mastered Palin's imitation of Tina Fey imitating Palin. Grayson observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush.

When asked to comment about what effect Palin's criticism might have, Grayson pointed out, "As the Knave's horse says in Alice in Wonderland, 'dogs will believe anything.'" Earlier, as the Orlando Sentinel reported, Grayson said, "I'm sure Palin knows all about politics in Central Florida, since from her porch she can see Winter Park," which is part of Grayson's district.

Grayson said that the Alaskan chillbilly was welcome to return to Central Florida anytime, as long as she brings lots of money with her, and spends it. "I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them," Grayson added, alluding to Politifact's "liar, liar, pants on fire" evaluation of much of what Palin has said.

Scientists are studying Sarah Palin's travel between Alaska and Florida carefully. They hope to learn more about the flight patterns of that elusive migratory species, the wild Alaskan dingbat.

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[HeresyLives]

1. OUCH!

Man sure has a tongue on him!

[gateley]

2. Yeowch! He's like the Dorothy Parker of the House -- love it! nt

[beac]

3. Oh Alan, each day I love thee more!

:loveya:

[Fumesucker]

4. Well, my dogs believe I'm a great guy..

:rofl:

Good on Congressman Grayson..

[Happyhippychick]

5. Wild alaskan dingbat? And a new nickname is born....

[Hansel]

6. Done in perfect pitch with the exact consideration and respect she deserves.

Now if the media would just catch on to what a complete joke this woman is.

Go Grayson!

[madokie]

7. I must say

I love him :rofl:

[flamingdem]

8. lllllluuuuvvvv! He's mah hero! nt

[Aristus]

9. I love this guy!

I'm so glad he's on our team! :applause:

[maxsolomon]

10. Either he's going to flame out spectacularly & lose in 2010

or he's going to lead the democrats back to their spines.

I wonder if Al Franken is writing any of these zingers?

[Berry Cool]

11. Oh great...I can hear the poutrage machine gearing up right now...

"Rep. Grayson owes Ms. Palin an apology for his insensitive and sexist remark in which he called her a 'dog'..."

But seriously... :rofl:

Calling her "the most-intelligent leader that the Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush"? Now THAT's low...

[Spazito]

12. The gentleman definitely has a way with words...

:rofl: and :applause: :rofl: and :applause:

[donco6]

13. He did NOT say any of that. -

Oh God . . . he DID!

:rofl:

[Inspired]

14. I love this guy. We need more like him.

[Mythbuster]

15. Ya just gotta love Grayson!

He has reaffirmed that there are others out there that dislike Palin as much as I do. :smoke:

[RainDog]

16. yowza! this guy is great

democrats need someone like grayson to beat the republican slime machine at their own game. his retorts are generally clever and best when just to this side of "gasp."

[rucky]

17. The man is a verbal machine gun!

[Caretha]

18. Ouch! That's going to leave a mark

Reminds me of Harry Truman. We need a whole heck of a lot more of that.

Take that you piece of silly Alaskan wannabe.

[BadGimp]

19. few do political Snark like Mr. Grayson

[tanyev]

20. Oh...she's going to feel compelled to respond. She can't help herself.

This could get really good.

[Blue Owl]

22. right into Grayson's trap

Eeeeexxxccellent...

[Blue Owl]

21. zing zing zing zing zing

Call me petty but I want more, MORE!

It's high time someone publicly sets the record straight regarding this unqualified, over-hyped quitter.