Johnny answers a call for help! Courtesy of Philip Morris, 1948. (Warning: large image)

[byronius]

Gotta love that little bellhop murderer...

Witness the mindfuck mastery.

[virgogal]

1. What murder?

[polpilot]

2. Caaallll Fo..or Ppppphillip MMMMMMmmmorris!!!!

[virgogal]

3. But who did he murder?

[byronius]

4. He's just the kid-friendly Captain of Carcinogens -- 'definitely less irritating'.

They knew what tobacco did, even at this point in time.

[virgogal]

9. I'd hardly call it murder.

[anigbrowl]

11. Cyanide cocktail? It's super-tasty, and scientists agree it's good for you!

I mean, it's not my responsibility if you believe me and actually drink the damn thing, right?

[gratuitous]

13. That's okay, the Oregon Supreme Court recognized it as such

And the U.S. Supreme Court left the verdict undisturbed. So, it is a matter of legal fact that Philip Morris murdered Jesse Williams.

[AlinPA]

5. Remember "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", "LSMFT", and the dancing Old Gold cigarette pack

[Art_from_Ark]

7. I don't remember the dancing cigarette pack

but I do remember
"You've come a long way, baby
To get where you've got to today
You've got your own cigarette now, baby
You've come a long, long way"

[AlinPA]

12. Here's an old clip of the dancing cigarette packs. nt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZRzBGpLsB8

[byronius]

14. That was great. Weird.

[TlalocW]

6. Well, Trixie the Spin-Up Girl, Answers the Challenge! (FIXED)

This was an actual juggler from the 1940s and 50s. From the same book I scanned these from, there's a picture of her juggling five plates while balancing two balls on sticks on her forehead and nose.






TlalocW

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[daleo]

10. Global warming denialists will look just as foolish

In coming decades.