J.D. Hayworth out-crazies Rick Santorum: Gay marriage law could lead to ‘man on horse’ unions

[Amerigo Vespucci]

McCain’s opponent: Gay marriage law allows ‘man on horse’ unions

By Raw Story
Monday, March 15th, 2010 -- 11:23 am

http://rawstory.com/2010/03/gop-candidate-gay-marriage-lead-man-horse-unions/

Sen. John McCain -- despite supporting the military's "don't ask, don't tell" prohibition on openly gay servicemembers -- has been a staunch critic of a national amendment to ban same-sex unions.

In fact, during debate on the federal marriage amendment in 1994, he called the push to ban same-sex marriage "un-Republican."

His Republican primary challenger, however, is singing a rather different tune. Humming, maybe -- or neighing.

On an Orlando radio station Sunday, McCain challenger J.D. Hayworth said that gay marriages, under Massachusetts law, could lead to "man on horse" unions.

"You see, the Massachusetts Supreme Court, when it started this move toward same-sex marriage, actually defined marriage -- now get this -- it defined marriage as simply, 'the establishment of intimacy,'" Hayworth remarked. "Now how dangerous is that? I mean, I don't mean to be absurd about it, but I guess I can make the point of absurdity with an absurd point -- I guess that would mean if you really had affection for your horse, I guess you could marry your horse. It's just the wrong way to go, and the only way to protect the institution of marriage is with that federal marriage amendment that I support."

[beyurslf]

1. But what is my horse and I want to add my dog to our marriage?

Will we be able to do that?

[Forkboy]

2. If people were as crazy as that motherfucker, sure.

[eShirl]

3. they really don't get how obvious their projection is

[tishaLA]

4. Ms Maddow really raked him over the coals for inventing quotations

He had the honor of appearing on her show and she had the honor of showing him for the asshole he is.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. How about a Bronze Elephant porking constituents?

Which is what will happen if JD Haywagon gets elected.

[TankLV]

6. I'm down with that - but I want to marry my Golden Retriever!

We've been sleeping together for about 12 years now - so I think it's time...

[Yavin4]

7. They Keep Upping The Ante on the Size of the Animal in their Bestiality Fantasies

What's next? Man on Elephant? Man on Grey Whale?

[marmar]

8. Good gawd I'm sick of these f**king people.....

I say let them form their own country, free of gays, non-whites, feminists, environmentalists, non-Christians, liberals, atheists, humanists, unions, education and sanity.
But then they wouldn't have anybody to hate......