Imagine a world in which you can only talk about an issue----like the troubled relationship between Mother Goose characters, Jack and Jill---by referring to a less than three week old story written by someone in the corporate media. Forget the rhyme that goes something like this:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trot
As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.
http://www.rhymes.org.uk/jack_and_jill.htmThis is widely considered to be the definitive work on the subject. However, it is two centuries old. If Fox News or the New York Times or the Washington Times or MSNBC or some other "reputable" source did not authorize the story within the last month, you are not allowed to mention it. And forget about doing your own analysis or writing your own opinions about anything that even touches on the story of Jack and Jill---like safe mountain climbing or dwindling world water supplies or domestic violence. If Jack and or Jill are mentioned (or even aluded to) in your essay, you had better be parroting someone else's (less than 3 week old) opinion.
Because, you see, opinions are dangerous---unless they come from a corporate CEO. We would not want to encourage anyone to think independently, would we? The American Founders thought for themselves and look what that got us.
Say you get lucky, and the press decides to give you something to comment about (since you are not allowed to do your own thinking on the issue of Jack and Jill). Since the corporate news only knows how to do one thing in America nowadays---paint every issue in black and white---you would find yourself restricted to writing about one of these topics:
"That Jack! He is always getting into trouble---and dragging poor, kind hearted Jill into the messes he makes. He needs to give her a little freedom."
"That Jill! She is a thorn in Jack's side! She nevers gives him a moment's peace, always clinging to him. She is such a burden on the poor man! Why can't she give him a little space?"
On the other hand, if the mainstream press decides that any kind of story of Jack and Jill is dangerous (since it is a veiled reference to overthrowing monarchies, something no American would ever dare discuss much less do), then their conspiracy of silence envelops you, too. If the CEOs at ABC and CBS get together and decide that cute Little Bow Peep sells more copy, then you better start writing about Little Bow Peep and her cute little curls if you know what is good for you.
And in any case, only a divisive, disagreeable,
unAmerican person would insist upon bringing up the whole Jack and Jill matter. Remember the motto of the American Patriots
"I may not agree with what you have said.... and I will kick your ass if you try to say it again."