Caption Rep. John Boehner

[Kadie]

WASHINGTON - MARCH 16: US House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) (R) stands near a portrait of former US President Ronald Reagan as he attends a news conference to unveil a new GOP television ad against President Barack Obama's health care legislation, at National Republican Committee headquarters on March 16, 2010 in Washington, DC.

[CurtEastPoint]

1. coughcoughASSHOLEcoughcough n/t

[gmoney]

16. coughcoughBLOWJOBcoughcough

Shouldn't he be using his tongue to make a bulge in his cheek?

[saltpoint]

2. Shaping his Right hand as if it were a kazoo, the House Minority Leader

offered a respectful rendering of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic," his sickly magenta tie glaring in the lights beneath the portrait of his personal savior.

[DJ13]

3. *cough.. ASSHOLE... cough*

[CurtEastPoint]

6. great minds... n/t

[DJ13]

10. I didnt see yours, sorry!

:silly:

[CurtEastPoint]

18. Flattered!

[Cirque du So-What]

4. Boner mimes choking

on the putrefying choad of Ronnie Raygun as part of a satanic ritual intended to derail the HCR bill. In the end, forces of good prevail.

[Canuckistanian]

5. "Reagan was such a HUMANITARIAN (sniff)"

(Psst! Did the Blue Cross check come in yet?)

[la la]

7. where's the trash can when i need it? n/t

[katandmoon]

8. "Dear God, why can't I be that effortlessly orange?!"

[unkachuck]

9. "Man...

...every time I see that picture, it makes me want to puke..."

[hobbit709]

11. The smart one's on the left.

[NorthCarolina]

12. If only he was here right now, I'd be doing this

on my knees.

on edit: typo

[madokie]

13. That three pack a day habit is killing him

[Dogmudgeon]

14. Click on CodeBronzeGOP.com

--d!

[MisterP]

15. Boehner desperately tries to keep reputation for swallowing, not spitting nt

[IDemo]

17. Bonzo n' Boner

[ChoppinBroccoli]

19. Good Lord............

...........even the PAINTING smells like bullshit!

[MilesColtrane]

20. Oh, Gipper's Ghost, I can take it all, really I can!

[omega minimo]

21. "Ack! Teflon fumes"

[Chipper Chat]

22. "Well..............say there, John:

"You're a stupid fool. Didn't you read where I met with Tip O'Neill every day in the Oval Office? How do you think we got anything done back in the 80s? You won't even carry a roll of toilet paper into the White House. I know, I know, I wouldn't have gone along with everything in this HCR, but hey, I READ THE BILL and I would call it good republican legislation! So take Pelosi out for a steak tonight. And call up Obama for a 1 on 1 without Rahmie in the room."
...... BONER: "cough-cough" ...........
REAGAN: "What was that John? Sorry, but you are 100% anti-democrat?? Well, just fuck you then. You are a disgrace to the republican party. When you get up here don't look me up. Bye now....I'm off for cocktails with Barbara Jordan."

[MiniMe]

23. Damn, I got the color of the tie wrong

But red would clash with my orange skin tone.

[Ardent15]

24. "Just give me a moment. I am in the Messiah's presence."

[NecklyTyler]

25. There's a picture of Ronnie before Alzheimer's made him senile - it gets me all choked up