OMG, I'm back from vacation! It's so awesome to be me! Have the people appointed me Governor yet?
11:11 AM Mar 16th via web
is going on vacation. You won't notice as I rarely give interviews anyway. In fact, it'll still seem like I'm everywhere. I love money!
11:11 AM Mar 5th via web
@Groggelsearch As Gov. of CA, I swear that all gay Rep. lawmakers will be outed and turned into my pool boy staff at the Governor's mansion.
7:19 PM Mar 4th via web in reply to Groggelsearch
What to do today? Maybe I'll buy a shelter for the homeless and tear it down. #everydayiwakeup
9:22 AM Mar 4th via web
@fakejerrybrown You may have more followers than I have, but I've got more money than you! SUCKER.
7:33 PM Mar 3rd via web
@cmarinucci PSH. Ahem, Brown couldn't balance a budget if it was right in front of that big bald head of his. ME? I'm a billionaire!
7:19 PM Mar 3rd via web in reply to cmarinucci
@jerrybrown2010 You're such an insider! INSIDER INSIDER INSIDER. I am such an outsider. My billion dollars proves it.
7:17 PM Mar 3rd via web
@teddysanfran I don't like the GOP policy on drugs, I love to get high!
5:21 PM Mar 3rd via web in reply to teddysanfran
@girlsonthegrid I love Pink Berry! As Governor, I will make Pink Berry the official yogurt or California. Mmmmmm....yummy.
5:11 PM Mar 3rd via web in reply to girlsonthegrid
http://twitter.com/FakeMegWhitman