DADT discussion reboot. Taking showers will peenee lookers is crazy!

[Touchdown]

Yes... Our nation's heroes, who are so brave they'll face any danger with a smirk and a tough remark... need to be Congressionally protected from another dude looking at their weenie in the shower.

[Ken Burch]

1. The ones who bring up the "shower issue"

Are the ones who accidentally got a boner in the shower in seventh-grade gym class and have been ashamed ever since.

[Ken Burch]

2. A greatful nation thanks you for adding the term "peenee lookers" to its vocabulary

I now predict that, within six months, that will be the name of a band.

[Chemisse]

3. And in 10 years it'll be on some kid's vocab quiz

Now use 'peenee looker' in a sentence.

[MineralMan]

4. A peenee looker is similar to a bum looker, and both are

cheeky monkeys. One looks at the front and the other looks at the back.

Do I get an A, teacher?

[foxfeet]

5. Terrified that someone might look and even more terrified that nobody will find their peenees worth

looking at.

BTW, some of us can laugh hysterically on the inside while not displaying so much as a twitch on the outside. This is one of the seldom-mentioned benefits of having spent time in the closet.

[Touchdown]

6. Ummm. It's too late to edit, but I either meant "with" or "will make"

... I can't remember. :dunce: