Caption Bachman

[Kadie]

US Representative Michelle Bachman speaks at a rally in opposition to government reform of health care at The Capitol in Washington, DC, March 20, 2010. The 'Kill the Bill' rally comes on the eve of a vote on health reform by US lawmakers.

[DJ13]

1. "If you're as batshit stupid as I am, raise your hand"

[underpants]

2. Man, that guy from the insurance company got me right in my left eye

[npk]

3. "See nothing on my hand...

That qualifies me to speak to all of you."

[underpants]

4. Key word...key word... key word (teleprompter goes out).... long pause.... key word

[Rhiannon12866]

5. And one more reminder... Don't forget to throw away those Census forms!

Thanks! :evilgrin:

[underpants]

6. The more you *drink* the more I look like Palin

[pscot]

7. I would just like to thank the government

for my annual $25,000 farm subsidy allotment. And it's not welfare, so stop saying that.

[abbeyco]

8. I'm Amarica's Congress Woman!

She's such a dipshit...

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=michele+bachmann&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-701

[Xipe Totec]

9. If you're not from the original 13 colonies you're not an American!

That's why I have this 13 star flag behind me, to show that the other 37 states don't count.

Don't ever forget that only the first 13 states count.

Minesotta?

HA! Fuck it.

[Saphire]

10. That's not an American flag behind her. Is it just me or is this woman

actively advocating a revolution??

[Raschel]

19. That is a great point. WTH?

[FSogol]

11. "Let them eat Cake!" n/t

[RedCloud]

12. Why must I face the far right with a Nazi salute and Invader pinkie problem?

Lest we forget!

The invaders didn't have oversized-craniums, green skin or antennas sprouting from their heads. They were simply human look-alikes that could easily infiltrate into society.

They did have their Achilles heels, however. Upon closer scrutiny, one discovers that they have no a pulse or heartbeat and have a mutated, crooked fourth finger that juts out awkwardly from the hand

http://www.tvacres.com/aliens_invaders.htm

[Historic NY]

13. "and I take handouts from the socialist guberment for my farm"...

[kevinbgoode]

14. "you know, those liberals have been running around and screaming

about how I ain't very smart and how I can't even spell on my web site. Well, I'm raising my hand right now to tell all of y'all, as God is my witness, and I hope Pat Sajak and Vanna White are watchin' this...if they can put me on "Wheel of Fortune" I'll just show everyone how a real Amurikan can spell and create wealth."

[Raschel]

15. Wow, she is HEAVILY made-up.

[Historic NY]

21. she has to hide the craters.

[JBoy]

16. "Dibs on the top bunk in the FEMA camp!"

[Golden Raisin]

17. Heil!

[Swamp Rat]

18. Heil Hitler!

:D

[ncteechur]

20. "The blua your eyes shadow, the blua your eyes look."