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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 09:18 AM
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GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY DARTH CHENEY
send your greetings to him now, he is 666 years old.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 09:18 AM
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1. May this be your last!
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pdrichards114 Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 01:30 PM
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32. 2cd'd
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meow mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 09:21 AM
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2. *makes penguin sounds*
just die, you putrid demon
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Alamom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 09:21 AM
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3. That is one funny post....first good laugh today. n/t
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 09:26 AM
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4. May the grim reaper in a bikini pop out of your cake.
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 09:28 AM
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5. ROFLMFAO!!!
"Say it All With Flowers"

Dozen Black Roses in a Coffin

"Don't bury your love for your geezer. . . this present will show that you REALLY care."
:rofl:

tsforgeezers.com

http://www.sendblackroses.com/

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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 09:28 AM
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6. Fuck off, Dickweed.
Nazi scumbag.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 09:59 AM
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7. He wasn't born
He was hatched from a reptile egg
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Rosa Luxemburg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:01 AM
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8. don't eat the yellowcake
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:51 AM
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28. LOL! I think devils food is more his speed!
Edited on Tue Jan-30-07 11:51 AM by grace0418
:rofl: :rofl:
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Rosa Luxemburg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 12:28 PM
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31. Yes!
:evilgrin:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:02 AM
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9. UGH he's an Aquarian??? NO WAY...
I'm in denial!
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:26 AM
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14. I Was Thinking The Same Thing...n/t
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:53 AM
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29. he is no humanitarian that is for damn sure
stupid ignorant man.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:02 AM
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10. I got a candle for ya to blow out dick.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:10 AM
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11. Happy Birthday, you filthy bloodthirsty warmonger.....
....Happy Birthday to yoooooooou....
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:12 AM
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12. And how old is his heart?
Would not surprise me to find out this man has been buying harvested organs from Chinese prisoners. Not in the least.
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Annces Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:18 AM
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13. For a present - here is a ticket on a slow boat to China
Take your time.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:33 AM
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15. Today's MY birthday too....YAAAAAAY!!!
:party:

But, alas, it is also the birthday of Vice-President Dick Cheney...boooooo!!! :(
Although I don't wish ill-will on the man (I just want him arrested, tried, and imprisoned for his crimes), I don't' really want to have any commonality with him.

But, it's also the birthday of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt!...YAAAAAAY!!!
:party:

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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:39 AM
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18. Happy Birthday!
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:46 AM
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20. Thanks! It's 21 degrees here today...
But when I get home tonight, I'm cooking out with my family (actually, they'll stay inside by the fire; I'll be doing the cooking out...). As a former Southern Californian, I never pass up the chance for a good barbecue! :9
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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:45 AM
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19. Well, Happy B'DAy!!!!
...would rather celebrate yours than Dick Vader's.

My friend's b'day is also today...gotta call her and tell her who she shares it with, but maybe I'll wait till tomorrow not to ruin her day.

My other friend was born July 6, which is the Dauphin's (Bushit's) b'day. I personally don't have any hounds of hell born on my day (Dec 16) but I share an astrology sign with (M)Ann Coulter :wow: so I feel your pain!


Most Aquarians I know are great beyond description. But there's always an exception to the rule.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:54 AM
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22. Thanks! I'm in pretty good spirits today...
But tonight, I'll have pretty good spirits in me!


Mmmmmmm...yum!

As an Aquarian, I'll be carrying some water today--I plan to stop by the liquor store on the way home and pick up some beer...:beer:
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:54 AM
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30. Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!
:party:
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 05:03 PM
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40. Thanks!!!
Edited on Tue Jan-30-07 05:18 PM by KansDem
Just another hour to go then it's home to "toast and honey," two kids and two cats, and a wife with a libation for the Birthday Boy!

Then...it's "Party Time!"
:toast:
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Nutmegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 05:05 PM
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41. Sending you birthday wishes!
:bounce::party::bounce:
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 08:24 PM
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43. Thanks!
:hi:
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:35 AM
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16. you mean The Penguin?
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:39 AM
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17. Happy Birthday Dick, Go fuck yourself...
why don't you eat a nice 22 oz prime rib slathered in butter to celebrate?.

P.S. Hope your heart doesn't give out,

Love and kisses,

Virginia

:party:
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Jeanette in FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:58 AM
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23. I'll make some broccoli with hollandaise sauce
to go with the steak.
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:00 AM
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24. And a big old chocolate eclair with a side of whipped cream!..n/t
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:01 AM
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25. yeah, don't skimp on the butter, dicky.
. . . and try the Atomic Chocolate Cheesecake. There's always room for dessert, dick.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:54 AM
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21. Just so you will all know
Please click here.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:09 AM
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26. It's FDR's birthday!!1 CHEENEEing fuckhead, get out of FDR's birthday!!1 n/t
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:49 AM
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27. I'll sing it again: "I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday. 'Cause you're evil and...
you lie..."

Sing it with me Smiths fans!
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LondonReign2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 01:53 PM
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34. "and if you should die"
"I might feel slightly sad" <----OR NOT
"but I won't cry"
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 02:07 PM
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35. I guess you could say we'd be slightly sad that he didn't have to spend
several decades in jail before dying.
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intaglio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 01:44 PM
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33. I didn't think slime mould had birthdays eom
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 02:08 PM
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36. Happy Sporeday is hard to find on a Hallmark card.
;)
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 03:26 PM
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37. Here's another January 30 birth more worth celebrating
Please scroll to the bottom of this post.
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lies and propaganda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 03:39 PM
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38. may it be his last
happy 666
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 03:45 PM
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39. Happy Birthday Dick!
Now eat shit and die.
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RestoreGore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 08:50 PM
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42. Now I'm sad knowing I share my birthday with a Dick n/t
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