Here's another choice one from FReeperville.

[Bicoastal]

"I have three beautiful babies. The oldest wrote 'I love you' on the floor of my office in cat food today. She knew I was having a really rotten day.

I’ve never felt anything like what I’m feeling today. Not even on 9/11. It’s hard to even look at my girls without crying."

Health Care Reform = worse than 9/11?!

CAT FOOD?!

[cynatnite]

1. Poor cat. No food and living with crazy people. n/t

[Swamp Rat]

11. LOL!

My first thought too. :D

[cynatnite]

21. Perfect! n/t

[saltpoint]

2. Cat food. LOL.

[treestar]

3. Well you know, her freedoms have been derailed

:sarcasm:

[Lost-in-FL]

4. Cat Food=rats killed by their toddler with a shotgun. nt

[ixion]

5. It's right on par with the unPATRIOTic Act

in my opinion.

[kestrel91316]

15. Well, they have medication for that, you know. Get professional help.

[ixion]

19. I prefer reality to your prosac-addled delusion

thanks.

[JeffR]

6. Don't disparage the daughter.

She might write with cat food, but at least she can spell. That makes her something of a Freeper prodigy.

[The_Casual_Observer]

7. "not even fit for a horse"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. OMG! Access to health care for the uninsured!

No exclusions for pre-existing conditions! No rescission! That's HORRIBLE! Ever so much worse than the violent deaths of 3,000 people at the hands of terrorists....

Ya know, I really don't understand these people.

[RevCheesehead]

9. Oh, I hope it was a can of Friskee's.

The red dye in the Salmon dinner will stain her carpet. :evilgrin:

[Jennicut]

10. One of my close friends that I worked with in 2001 almost lost her sister that day,

in the Pentagon building. She was in a coma for months. I held my friend's hand when she broke down in front of all of us on the floor of the call center we all worked at. This idiot has no idea what the pain of 9/11 felt like.

[nomaco-10]

12. They'll all be out tomorrow buying more bullets and..

picking up survival seeds for their disaster gardens. These people are absolutely nuts.

[Lex]

13. Writing in cat food is freeper's home-schooling version of a chalkboard.

Or whiteboard, or smartboard, or whatever they use today in schools.

[nomaco-10]

14. lol. n/t

[Morning Dew]

16. The child should have written

"Mama is a drama queen"

[saltpoint]

17. LOL

[upi402]

18. bicoastal, he needs some bipolar medication, maybe now

the fony phucker can get some.

[Old and In the Way]

20. Lets see if I understand the freeper mind.

Legislation that addresses 45,000 deaths per year due to no insurance = WORST THING EVAH!!!!!!
Deaths of 3000 Americans on 9/11 = not quite as bad as the WORST THING EVAH!!!!!

There are a lot of people with burnt out logic circuits. And they all seem to vote Republican. Coincidence? I think not.

[Fleshdancer]

22. I actually read that one to my husband earlier

Cat food? WTF is your kid playing with cat food? WTF is you kid communicating to you through cat food? Worse than 9/11? REALLY? Ass.

A few posts below that was one drama queen going on about staring out into the sky above the land that is no longer America anymore...that one made me laugh too.

[northofdenali]

23. What she didn't say -

was that she'd have to clean up the cat food in order to feed her girls their dinner.

[Berry Cool]

24. Damn, I was gonna say

"She neglects to mention that afterward she said 'That's very sweet, honey, but now, please stop playing with your supper and just EAT it!'"