I've welcomed each RW I've encountered today as Good day, Comrade

[BR_Parkway]

The looks have been priceless

I have had an enjoyable day online swatting talking points and eating junk food. Conversations have run the gamut from good natured teasing to telling one woman to turn off FAUX news, go read something - she'd already been proven wrong on everything else for last decade and we were busy trying to fix the problems. Come back when she can think for herself.

So how are you celebrating Day One of pinko, Marxist, commie, hippie/homo-loving Obama-stan?

And where are the sign up sheets for the death panels? I want to volunteer, someone's granny (with a McCain/Palin sticker) cut me off in traffic a few weeks ago - it's time for my revenge.

[ericinne]

1. I have plans of my own.

I plan on loosening up my bootstraps, quitting my job, sit on my couch all day eating doritos, apply for welfare and let someone else work hard so I don't have to.

So when do the checks get mailed out? My wife's nails look horrid.

I'll need to schedule my children for their indoctrination classes before the huge rush.

With the new law in place, I hope I am in compliance for the number of allowed children. I only have 2.... is that too many?

Other then that, I don't know what I'm gonna do, so I'm just gonna hang around and let the government make the next decision for me, I'm in the Utopia I always dreamed of.

:sarcasm:

[BR_Parkway]

2. Ah, it's always the simple pleasures in life when we really get down to it

[Contrary1]

3. I'm gonna go down to the store and buys me some alkeehol...

and maybe a gun or two. Hmmm...maybe I have the order mixed up. Anyhoo, it won't be long until both are banned, so I best get movin'.

[Touchdown]

7. Just make sure it's Vodka and an AK-47.

Only a true communist gun for you, comrade!:patriot:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

8. Kalashnikovs, Comrade, YES!!!

[Touchdown]

4. RWers at work said I wore my Obama T-Shirt just to taunt them.

... No, they're not that important in my life for me to think about that. Obama's shirt was on the top of the pile this morning.

[BR_Parkway]

5. How dare you persecute them in this manner!

[Touchdown]

6. It's in my vocab the rest of the day.

and... a freeper comes in at 4pm.:evilgrin:

[Brickbat]

9. Mr. Brickbat was going to go down to the indoctrination session at the public library, but I can't

make it, because I've signed up for our local death panel, and we're meeting tonight to draw up our suggested lists. I'm hoping I don't get saddled with too many at first (although I hear training is paid! Awesome!), because later this week I'll be leading the loyalty rallies at the public school. I'm really excited about that because I've trained the kids to say the "Our Father" with the words "Obama Father" -- surely that will get me extra points with the local Registration and Enforcement Board.