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brooklynite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 12:49 PM
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Today's Trivia Question....has Michele Bachmann filled out her Census Form yet?
It occurred to me that, if she files early, she'd have more time to get hidden up in the hills before April 1.

On the other hand, if she files late, the Black Helicopters will be full up from the earlier filers, and she might just fall through the cracks of the socialist bureaucracy...
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 12:53 PM
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1. If she falls through the "cracks of the socialist bureaucracy" do her Agricultural SUBSIDIES end? nt
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 01:05 PM
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2. Is she counting all the voices in her head as well?
Actually, she backed down a bit on the "don't fill out the form at all" thing after it was pointed out that Minnesota is at risk of losing a House seat and, odds are, it would be her district that is lost. Chances are, that the area Bachmann lives in would be added to the district that includes St. Paul and is very, very, blue.

Michelle now thinks it's okay to let the "gubmint" know how many people live in your home, but no more than that.

:rofl:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 01:14 PM
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3. Has anyone pointed out to her a document called "The Constitution"? Article I Section II.
But wait, why would you expect a Republican who swore to uphold the Constitution to know anything about it other than the 2nd Amendment?

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PDJane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 01:33 PM
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4. Where is the mothership parked,
And how does she communicate with her commadante???
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 02:03 PM
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5. I heard those who file early get the top bunks at the FEMA camp.
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