"Debbie does Dallas, but prefers Plano"

[grassfed]

The clear front-runner in this category ("Mapping Escorts") is Texas in general and Dallas in particular which appears as the most specialized metropolitan area in escort services in the U.S. The nearby city/suburb of Plano contains the highest rank which leads inexorably to our final observation (apologies in advance) that…
...Debbie does Dallas, but prefers Plano.

[marmar]

1. My aunt in Dallas says Plano has nothing resembling a soul.....

She calls it a community of dead eyes.

[prayin4rain]

8. I live in Plano... People who live in Dallas love to look down

on people who live in Plano... like much of the rest of the country loves to look down on people who live in Dallas. I think ALL of it is beyond ridiculous.

[Stevenmarc]

2. It's just a little bitty pissant country place Ain't nothin' much to see

[damntexdem]

11. Actually, Collin County is a suburban county of about 2/3 million.

Bedroom communities for Dallas. Plano has 100k-150k of that population.

On the other hand, there's a good dim sum restaurant.

[Stevenmarc]

12. Ummm obviously someone should avoid the Musicals category on Jeopardy.

It's the opening lyrics to a song from the musical, Best Little Whorehouse In Texas

[musette_sf]

13. no, that's College Station

Plano isn't small... but there is no there there.

[LiberalFighter]

3. Does Plano and Dallas have a higher ratio of sheep than other locations?

[NYC_SKP]

4. What? Mayberry, North Carolina has a Dot??? Who there is running an escort service???

OMG

Open 9 days a week! hmmmm...

[Flubadubya]

5. Plano meas "FLAT"...

'nough said... :evilgrin:

[RedCloud]

7. Or perhaps "Plain old Texas"

[Xenotime]

9. Or maybe it just means Plano, TX

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=plano,+tx&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=52.107327,113.818359&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Plano,+Collin,+Texas&z=12&iwloc=A

[madrchsod]

6. debbie does dallas?

[damntexdem]

10. Well, Plano is much-more upscale, part of relatively-wealthy, fast-growing Collin County.

Tract housing and shopping centers -- and, apparently, escort agencies.

LOL!

[KG]

14. dang, my town is falling waaaay behind!

[HopeHoops]

15. She didn't even DO Dallas - just Mr. Greenfeld.

Just sayin'.