A question about these Death Panels

[jmowreader]

Okay, so I'm reading through the HCR bill which is about to become law.

According to Section 1369, paragraph A, Democrats are required to establish and conduct Death Panels. More to the point, it gives a by-name list of Democrats who will be the chairmen of the Death Panels, and I'm on it.

Paragraph B says only people who are now or have ever been members of the Republican Party are to appear before the death panels.

Paragraph C gives guidance on choosing the people to mark for termination.

And Paragraph D explains how to get rid of the bodies. Something about sending them to waste disposal plants.

But Paragraph E, which gives the ages of the people who are to face the death panels, is missing. So...would anyone be really offended if I throw away the copy of the AARP membership roster for my area and just call teabaggers?

[mike_c]

1. soylent green is people....

:rofl: Rec'd!

[mdmc]

2. k.r..

take me away death panels!

[kestrel91316]

3. Be my guest. The ability to wing it is a valuable leadership skill.

You're in line for bigger things some day.

[xultar]

4. Who is the chairman of the AK & MN regions? Make sure u know who is on u know what

Oh and what chairmen would cover these peoples regions?
Rove
Limpballs
Beck
Coulter
Boner
Malkin
McCain
Bush (all)

[Kutjara]

5. Is there a provision for me to be...

...gassed to death while listening to classical music and watching nature scenes on an enormous movie screen? If so, I'm in!

[Morning Dew]

6. like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJTBBoDFH0

[Kutjara]

7. Ah yes...

...the "Edward G. Robinson Special." Whatta way to go! Aside from being made into bars of Harvest Crunch afterwards, of course.

[Kablooie]

8. Whew! I'm glad found that. I thought the Republicans were going to get away scot free.