Does anyone know how I can get a job with one of the "death panels"?

[SDuderstadt]

And, does the person whose case is being reviewed have to be beyond hope for us to deny them care? For example, imagine a perfectly healthy (physically only) Glenn Beck was summoned before us. Can I just arbitrarily cut off his care?

[Bozita]

1. ACORN is in charge of the job applications.

That's what some folks are saying.

[grantcart]

2. They call you but it didn't turn out so well for me.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=433x240440

[SDuderstadt]

4. I wonder if they will issue...

franchises.

[Lint Head]

3. Howze 'bout Dick the Cheney?

[Webster Green]

5. You need to contact your Project X area co-ordinator.

The Death Panel procedures are well defined in your Project X handbook, in the section titled "Phase 6". }(

[SDuderstadt]

8. I lost my password...

could you meet me at the "safe house"?

[Webster Green]

21. Hell yeah, there's still a big celebration going on there!

Yee-ha! :toast:

[SDuderstadt]

23. Well, this time please don't wear that godawful...

Dick Cheney mask like you did the last time. The sentries are edgy and are likely to shoot your ass by mistake.

[datasuspect]

6. i want a license for the "Late Term Abortion Kiosk" franchise being developed by HHS

[blondeatlast]

7. It's who you know, baby...

and sorry, I don't believe I know you. But what can you do for me, hmmmm???

[Jamastiene]

9. Yes...among other things n/t

[spanone]

10. first, get one of these....

[SDuderstadt]

12. Hey....

where did you get this picture of my car???

[EFerrari]

18. LOL

:rofl:

I oould take 8 or 9 illegal immigrants in for their free federal abortions in that!

[sufrommich]

11. You need to check the secret box on

your census form. Oops, did I type that out loud?

[undeterred]

13. You can sign up over in the September 11 forum.

[Kaleva]

14. Are you thinking that'd be a great way to clear your ignore list?

[SDuderstadt]

20. Actually, I was thinking it would be a great way to meet chicks...

what better pick-up line than, "Hey, babe...I can make sure you're not taken off the ventilator"?

[xultar]

15. Do like the guy did in AIRPLANE! Unplug everything just as he's starting to crash

[gratuitous]

16. Sarah Palin seems to know about them

You could consult her.

[DuaneBidoux]

17. Yeah. Preferably in a white working class neighborhood with hs dropouts.

[Morning Dew]

19. Cut off his care?

hell, you're fired already.

Death Panel work is proactive.

You'll be allowed to sit in the front row if you bring your knitting.

:evilgrin:

[guitar man]

22. Ooh I want that job

I hear the uniforms are fabulous! :evilgrin: