Republicans Call In Sick

[lame54]

http://tomburka.com/archives2/2010/03/entire-republic.php


MARCH 22, 2010
Every Republican in Congress Calls in Sick
Dems Pass Historic Health Care Bill Anyway

The entire Republican Congress called in sick yesterday as Democrats passed a historic health care reform bill designed to guarantee affordable health care for every American.

"I was feeling a bit woozy," said Republican Congressman Joe Wilson. "I just didn't have the energy to come in to work today and call President Obama a liar."

"I would have gone to work but I was leaking from both ends, if you know what I mean," said Congresswoman Jean Schmidt (R. - Ohio). She admitted, however, that most people felt this was the case whenever she spoke in public.

Minority Leader John Boehner, whose illness had momentarily given him normal skin tones, explained. "As a party, we only drag ourselves from our sick beds to vote for outrageous expenditures on unnecessary wars that decrease the security of our nation and bankrupt future generations."

Other Republican congressmen noted that they had received an enormous volume of phone calls from Americans who protested the legislation.

Health care expert Professor Hodding Dorkder of Yale agreed. "The vast majority of Americans were not feeling well enough to pick up the phone and express their support," he said.

[Captain Hilts]

1. That's great!

[liberal N proud]

2. TMI "leaking from both ends"

Either they were sick from having their asses handed to them or went out and drown their sorrows.

But it's a good thing Health Care Reform passed so they could afford the illness. :sarcasm:

[SpiralHawk]

3. The Homelanders gots the Waterloo Flu

they need a dumptruck load of konzervative kompassion

[Wednesdays]

4. If they're sick, they should go to the doctor

You know, the one that gets paid by their special "socialized" health coverage.
:think:

[high density]

5. Well at least not present is an improvement on "NO"

We don't have to hear about them being against a "flawed health bill."

[Tippy]

6. It would be nice if we could dock their pay for days missed

[luckyleftyme2]

7. what do you expect

thats what most bully cowards do when they get their asses whipped they don't show their faces!
I'M SO PROUD OF PELOSI! SHE KICKED BOEHNER ASS (THE BLOWHARD ROOSTER OF THE RIGHT)
SHE PLUCKED HIS FEATHERS AND CUT OF HIS TESTICLES MAKING HIM A CAPON!
ROFLMAO AT THOSE IDJATS!
FIRE UP! FIRE UP! YES WE CAN YES WE WILL GOVERN! FIRE UP FIRE UP!
LETS GO DEMOCRATS! WE WILL WIN IN NOV!
FIRE UP YES WE CAN! WE WILL AND WE HAVE!

[damyank913]

8. Poor babies had to work late...

Welcome to the USA...