Mad Anne Coldter's speaking career petering out, eyeballing career change.

[Hubert Flottz]

Test pilot for a broom factory? Crash Test Dummy? I report YOU decide!

[GodlessBiker]

1. She could sit at a table and de-nib peanuts.

[leftofcool]

2. Isn't she an unemployed lawyer?

She could join Oily Tazer's law firm.

[Mz Pip]

3. Maybe she could be

a dental assistant for Oily. I'd love it for her to have to clean out someone elses mouth.

[Poll_Blind]

4. I hope she stays in her current, deeply flagging career, continutally struggling....

...in vain to continue to be relevant. Eventually descending into a penniless crazy-prophet-on-a-street-corner existence, she will one day be found dead outside a Florida Starbuck's in her 70's and when the responding officer shakes her shoulder to rouse her, may her dead mouth loll open and little crabs scuttle out.

PB

[lunatica]

5. Mime trying to get out of an invisible box

[FSogol]

6. She has the dummy part down. How about: Door shim? Shoe horn? Table leveller?

:shrug:

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Back to turning tricks at truck stops.

How the mighty have fallen.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

8. I have many friends who are truckers and I think they would resent the implication (nt)

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. I never said she'd make any money off if it.

:rofl:

[MindandSoul]

9. Well. . .Fox News would be a good fit. . .but she is too ugly!

[Ozymanithrax]

10. Male Prostitute...

[bamacrat]

12. Just if Mr. Ed were still on she could be Eds stunt double.

[Th1onein]

17. OMG!

THAT'S who she looks like! You hit it right on the head!

[Wickerman]

13. She could marry Dennis Miller

and the two of them could live on love.

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Just as long as they don't reproduce..........

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Boil Sucker? or

Wound Licker in the circumcision ward?

Deputy Plumber's Blow up Doll?

Sarah Palin's running mate in 20000012?

Stunt Double For Dave Vitter's Blow Up Doll?

Stunt Double for Barbarian Barbie's Blow Up Doll?

Jon McCain's love slave?

All of the above?

[The Genealogist]

16. Election official in charge of tracking down illegal voters?

:rofl: