Terrorists 'could use exploding breast implants to blow up jet'

[AlphaCentauri]

Source: Telegraph

Radical Islamist plastic surgeons could be carrying out the implant operations in lawless areas of Pakistan, security sources are said to warned.

Explosives experts have reportedly said just five ounces of Pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate packed into a breast implant would be enough to blow a “considerable” hole in the side of a jumbo jet.

It would be virtually possible for airport security scanners to detect the explosive if hidden inside a breast, medics have said.

Joseph Farah, a terrorism expert, told The Sun: "Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery."

Plastic surgeons may also have inserted the chemical into the buttocks of would-be suicide bombers.



Read more: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/7510350/Terrorists-could-use-exploding-breast-implants-to-blow-up-jet.html

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Two things:
1. Some years ago silicon implants were exploding already
2. Finally some TSA workers might get their hands on some of those breasts

[Ozymanithrax]

1. So who will be the frist Titty-bomber?

Radical Islamist plastic surgeons? This sounds like something from the Onion.

[LongTomH]

27. Ahh! Ya beat me to it!

I'm sure the Onion is jealous that they didn't think of this first!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[enlightenment]

2. 1. This is the Torygraph. Take with a large grain of salt.

2. Silicon breast implants never 'exploded' - please do some research.

3. TSA workers are already able to 'get their hands' on breasts - in public, no less.

[Nye Bevan]

3. Maybe not just breasts

Those Islamic plastic surgeons could also replace the stomach, intestines and belly fat of a fat guy with plastic explosives. It could be programmed to detonate via a control implanted in the navel, possibly by a specified combination of presses (e.g. one short press, one long press, 2 short presses, etc.). Yet another reason to not want to sit next to the fat guy on a flight.

[ZombieHorde]

4. The sexiest bomb in the world. nt

[Soylent Brice]

6. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[salguine]

28. Sounds like one of those swinger movies from the '60s.

[tinrobot]

5. Gives new meaning to the term "bombshell"

[KamaAina]

20. Not to mention the term "bikini"

which was named for the Pacific atoll which we poisoned with our early A-bomb tests.

[rug]

7. Va va boom!

[PfcHammer]

8. Guys might have exploding socks stuffed in their trousers too

[MurrayDelph]

9. In the words of Eddie Valiant:

"Nice booby trap!"

[TacticalPeek]

10. Spot the bomb job.

;)

[no_hypocrisy]

11. New dynamic on the term "bombshell".

[Mr. Sparkle]

12. hmmm.. I wonder what qualifications you need to become a TSA worker.

;-)

[murielm99]

13. Fakes on a plane. n/t

[comtec]

14. Talk about an exploding ass

next you say some on is da bomb is just might be true

"Damn girl, you could bow up half of new york city with that ass!"

"Smack dat ass - Hello no, it might blow up!"

Explosive diarrhea like no ones business

sorry had to get that out of my system :)

[comtec]

18. Now he male enhancement jokes - he really blew his wad

if the ass bomber and the cock bomber has sex, how much bigger would the explosion be?

talk about an explosive orgasm

Talk about a great way to prevent masturbation!

ok, i've gotten that out of my system..I think

[nyc 4 Biden]

15. "virtually possible"

[surrealAmerican]

36. I guess they can't afford proofreaders now.

It's pretty sad.

[SteveM]

16. And here I was going to go see "Clash of the Titans." Sheesh.

[nolabear]

17. "Look out! It's a booby trap!"

The fact is, they can blow up planes whenever they want. Someday I hope we figure out a way to make peace.

[WhiteTara]

19. and now those look through the body scanners

are getting a real boost.

[mediaman007]

21. Finally! We can put an end to America's breast hypocrisy.

If everyone would go topless, there would not be the problems with inspections. The nudists had it right long ago!

[MadBadger]

22. "Radical Islamist Plastic Surgeons"

I just found that funny

[leftofcool]

23. Damn right they better check on this

and I expect to be felt up by the transit authority cutie of my choice!

[kenny blankenship]

24. And here's another thing they could do: they could swallow 20lbs of Mentos and order a diet Coke

[struggle4progress]

25. It's a new low for the Telegraph: stupid and irresponsible

[laughingliberal]

26. I can hardly wait to see what they propose to do about this

:sarcasm:

[BurtWorm]

29. Maybe Coulter will try that in Canada some time.

[Echo In Light]

30. .

[cynatnite]

31. Radical Islamist plastic surgeons?

Am I the only one that finds this hilarious? :rofl:

[guitar man]

32. damn

If you wind up on then same plane with those, you're sure as hell tittyfucked!

:D

[LeftinOH]

33. Dr Goldfoot is behind this, I'm sure:

[Javaman]

34. Does this go for back boobs as well? nt

[Javaman]

35. There is a 1960's James Bond movie title in here somewhere...

James Bond circa 1960's lays in bed with a buxom blond.

Bond lights a cig. Shifts one eye brow and looks curious at the woman.

Bond: My dear, (smirk), I don't even know your name.

Woman: Lota. Lota Boobs.

Cue Bond theme music...

James Bond in, "Rack'em Up!"

[branders seine]

37. Taking this in conjunction with the rise of wingnut domestic terrorism,

I'd say flying in and out of Texas, or any other state with a large population of trailer park queens with DD bolt-ons is probably a bad idea going forward.