OMG! IRS agents kicked in my door and demanded to see my health insurance papers!

[LuckyTheDog]

Then they took my guns!


:rofl:

[Newsjock]

1. And they made me marry a gay homosexual!

And they made me let an illegal Mexican move into my spare bedroom.

Damn them!

[WolverineDG]

14. did they make you get an abortion yet? nt

[Atman]

2. Did he have a Census Gestapo with him???

LOL...if it wasn't so sad.

People are morans.

.

[Fleshdancer]

3. are the fetuses safe?

and who was death paneled?


:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Me too. I'm typing this from a FEMA camp on a computer made from soup cans. nt

[HopeHoops]

5. Man, I HATE when that happens.

But the dog ate them so they didn't get away with anything.

[DefenseLawyer]

6. I assume they got little Elian out of the closet while they were there

took all your bibles and forced someone to have an abortion, too.

[Quiet_Dem_Mom]

7. OMG! Did they force you to have a French, gay socialist abortion, too?!

:hide:

:rofl:

[Codeine]

8. And we're going to do it again and again, Comrade!

Your counter-revolutionary tendencies have been duly noted.

[two gun sid]

12. Bwahahaha!!!!

[Poll_Blind]

9. That was me (sorry)...It was my first day in the 'squads and we were told to...

...get our door-kicking down for the big White Roundup. I had just come back on duty after breastfeeding from a pitbull at The Olive Garden and I think I had an allergic reaction to the milk or something because my circumcision scar flared up and I just lost it.

Again, sorry about any inconvenience- for now.

PB

[BlooInBloo]

10. Posting this from a whites-only "re-education" camp.

It's very sad. :(

[Liberal In Texas]

11. Did they take money out of your wallet and give it to some black people for reparations? n/t

[FLyellowdog]

13. Mission Accomplished!

You are most welcome. :toast:

[bahrbearian]

15. What did you expect in Armageddon

[emulatorloo]

21. LOL n/t

[tallahasseedem]

16. they also made me...

marry a horse with JD Hayworth as witness.

[soleft]

17. Did they kill your grandparents?

[Posteritatis]

18. With the confiscated guns? (nt)

[struggle4progress]

19. They're forcing me to put unisex bathrooms in my house! And they fluoridated

all the bottled drinking water in my backyard Y2K shelter!

[katsy]

20. At least you were spared the dreaded

full body scan!

:scared:

[lonestarnot]

22. Did they make you eat the fruitcake? Was it yellow?