Can you imagine the Republican justifications in court?

[rfranklin]

Republican: Your Honor, I was so pissed off at losing the HCR vote that I had to shoot my Congressman.

Judge: Yes, I can see your point. You were sorely provoked. I rule that it was justifiable homicide.

Republican: Thank, you Judge Alito.

[Patsy Stone]

1. They can do it in three words:

"He needed killin'."

[MineralMan]

2. Your Honor: The HCR Bill is a big poopy head.