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You almost always see these complaints when people go on and on about the decline and fall of America, and how the sky is falling, and how Rome declined and fell. We saw this all the time back in the nineties during the militia movement. It was often keyed in with gay rights. "Oh, the gays are getting rights! The Romans had gays and they declined and felled!" Nevermind that the Romans "had gays" in its beginnings and during its rise. And it only fell after it adopted conservative Christianity.
"Large militaristic imperial conquest."
Rome was militaristic and imperialistic during its rise. Its failure to hold on to its territory is what led to its decline. In contrast, the US has, well, the continental U.S., Alaska, Hawaii... uh... Guam. Puerto Rico. U.S. Virgin Islands... and that's pretty much it. Sure, the U.S. has various military bases in various countries, in some cases to protect citizens from the imperialism of others, in most cases to protect shipping, and in most cases at the request of said countries. To compare this to Roman imperialism is to compare apples and oranges.
"People too distracted by the gladiatorial events now known as football/UFC/celebrity gossip and worship."
Some people like football, some people don't like football. Some people like celebrity gossip, you don't. If I compared whatever it is that the author does for enjoyment (crochet, water polo, posting on the internet, furry porn, etc.) with taking actual enjoyment in watching people kill each other, and called it a distraction from whatever it was I thought was really important, then that would be pretty stupid and insulting, now wouldn't it?
"Extremely corrupt government, especially the senate in both cases but corrupt overall still."
Can you show me a government that didn't have corruption? I can show you plenty of governments a lot less corrupt than Rome, and a lot more corrupt than the U.S. And of course this only applies to the Roman republic, because after it became a dictatorship concepts like "corruption" become too ridiculous to apply.
"The imperial eagle as a major symbol."
And this is apropos of what? Should we be the Fighting Buffaloes? The Titmouses? The Cougars?
"Pretty diverse group of people as we are now, so were they."
Hold this thought for a moment...
"Incredibly arrogant both are."
By what standard?
"Rome had slaves as did we and still do except they live in China now."
The U.S. doesn't have slaves. China doesn't either. Buying products from a country which has poor labor practices is a pretty shitty comparison to actual slavery.
"Majority of the people here are white, same with Rome, both were still diverse but the majority were white."
...alright, now release that thought.
"They had Emperors, we have Presidents, same shit different name."
Emperors are thugs that can rape your sister and kill your dad and you can't do shit about it. Presidents are elected by the people. This comparison is a joke.
"Some lunatic was at the top running everything, we had Bush/republicans they had Nero and Caligula and various other sociopaths."
And now, thanks to everything that's good about America, we've got Barack Obama.
"We are a "Republic" so were they, really it was just a veil to hide what they both are, empires."
Is the person who wrote this aware of the differences between the Roman Republic and the Roman Empire? Like most who compare the U.S. with ancient Rome, I suspect even basic Roman history is beyond them.
"Lots of poverty in both."
For the most part of the Roman empire, you had a small rich aristocracy, and basically everybody else was poor peasants. Sure, you had the makings of a middle class in Rome itself, but not much. In the U.S. you've got the rich, you've got just about everybody in the middle class, and then you've got the poor which are supported by a social structure. Nobody's a slave. Nobody's dying of starvation.
"Barbarians run-a-muck, they had the goths to deal with, we have the tea-baggers."
This comparison is an insult to barbarians. Rome dealt with barbarians, real barbarians, and throughout its whole existence. The teabaggers are a joke, and irrelevant to history.
"Large sense of exceptionalism."
Both Rome and the U.S. are exceptional. The U.S. less so.
"Both used torture for interrogation."
Rome used it prolifically and with no qualms about it. Torture is illegal in the U.S. Thanks to that same voting system that gave us Barack Obama.
"Ignorant public."
Very few in Rome could read or write. Most in the U.S. can. Most in the U.S. were provided with many years of childhood education. Even the poorest educated Americans are far better off than most Romans. Oh, and hang on a second....
"Similar architecture."
Except for a short period of neoclassicism which imitated Greek architecture (and is only connected with Rome by their imitation of Greeks) and can only be seen to day in historical buildings that have survived since the neoclassical period, most U.S. architecture isn't like Roman architecture at all. And claims otherwise are frankly rather ignorant. See above.
"Trying to impose our values on others across the globe, they did that too."
Which values are these?
"The Colosseums have been replaced by football stadiums now."
Is there any sizable civilization in the world that doesn't or hasn't built arenas? Aside from the fact that they're big and round and they seat lots of people, there's no connection. The Colosseum (note it's singular) was built by slaves for the public exhibition of events that typically involved executions of one form or another. Football stadiums are built by skilled contractors and used for playing sports. Again, some people like sports. Get over it.
"Exploitation of weaker countries."
Again, apropos of what? That's almost a tautology. Strong countries "exploit" weak countries.
"Wealth concentrated at the very top."
Again, same sort of thing. If poor people were rich they wouldn't be poor.
"Both know how to keep their people in check, "bread and circus" then is now "religion and football"."
Fucking christ, if the OP was bullied by jocks in high school it's really time they got over it.
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