Is Boehner Drunk?

[Stephanie]

Are you watching this? C-Span.

[Faygo Kid]

1. Watching it. If he's not drunk, he should be.

At least he's tanned.

[OneGrassRoot]

30. ...

:spray:

OMG, DUer's kill me!!! I love you guys!!!

:rofl:

[DCKit]

48. He's not tanned, he's marinated. n/t

[Fleshdancer]

2. To save time, shouldn't we just point out when he's sober?

:shrug:

[Overseas]

24. That's what I was thinking. //nt

[Faygo Kid]

3. OK, I change my mind. Yes, he is. The tourism industry in New Hampshire??

This is nuts. He's got nothing to say. Boner, you lose.

[villager]

4. Again, you mean?

n/t

[Catshrink]

5. The better question is "Is Boehner sober?"

[Patsy Stone]

6. Pope wear a funny hat?

:)

[Champion Jack]

7. Six hours in the tanning bed +a 1.75 liter bottle of Jim Beam

[madokie]

10. I always see him as a vodka drinker

Him trying to hide it and all.

[Patsy Stone]

16. No way

He's a brown liquor drinker.

[Whisp]

18. I think its carrot juice, with a quart sized tequila chaser. nt

[Pryderi]

42. nah...something frozen with a pink umbrella in it.

[KharmaTrain]

22. I Think He Does Jack Straight Up

Explains the extra orange he gets in the tanning bed :rofl:

[malaise]

8. Switching between GEM$NBC and CSpan

Boner is a pathetic loser.

[branders seine]

9. usually.

[merh]

11. What do you expect? It's been a very trying time for him.

First the HCR is passed, despite his theatrics efforts.

Second, the FDA is going to start regulating tanning beds.

:silly:

[tekisui]

12. Does the pope shit in the woods?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

25. are bears former nazi yutes who protect child predators?

[madrchsod]

13. what color is he? the last time i saw him he was orangish......

[kywildcat]

14. hes' sotally tober.

[8 track mind]

39. he got bourbon-faced on shit street! n/t

[Gman2]

15. It is quite obvious he is using Orange Juice as his mixer.

[Whisp]

21. wouldn't you think his close friends or family would tell him he looks ridiculous?

but then he probably doesn't have anyone

[tallahasseedem]

17. I'm watching Countdown right now...

but I'm going to go with yes.

[ThomWV]

19. There have been drunk boners walking around Washington for decades

[Hepburn]

20. No, I think the Man Tan went through the skin and he is suffering...

...toxic shock syndrome of the brain! :evilgrin:

[Lint Head]

23. Tequila, orange juice, and grenadine.

[TeeYiYi]

26. Maybe that's what makes him so orange...

YES!...You look orange! And, NO... it does NOT look natural!...

TYY

On edit: Fix a broken link.

[glinda]

28. George Hamilton walked by me at First Ave Night Club once and he is so totally orange.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Mira]

27. Is it possible to recommend a whole thread for a DUzy?

Damn, y'all are funny!

I don't really think we have ever seen him stone cold sober.
Just stone cold hearted, and stupid.

[OneGrassRoot]

31. +1000!

I was just going to say the same thing...this whole thread is DUzy-worthy, and we don't even have DUzy's any more! What a shame. :(

But this bunch is SO DAMN FUNNY!!!

:rofl:

[Mira]

35. As far as I know Ghost in the Machine is still doing them.

He did not do one last week, but I hope that does not mean he's stopped.
I will now recommend it to him, and we'll see what happens.

[OneGrassRoot]

37. Oh wow, I hope so. I misunderstood. Thanks! :) n/t

[glinda]

29. Is there a video link anywhere?

[Hepburn]

32. What an ass...

...enough Man Tan that he is darker than Obama. WTF gives with that? Wants to be the first AA Minority Leader?

:shrug:

[Mz Pip]

33. isn't he usually?

Why would tonight be any different. It's just another Tequila Sunday as far as he's concerned.

He babbled his talking points, now it's time to belly up to the bar.

[DemoTex]

34. Is it 5 PM yet?

Both sides hit the cloak room stash on nights like this. The smart ones avoid the cameras.

[bigwillq]

36. Yes. Off orange kool-aid.

:rofl:

[Enrique]

38. he was seen in a bar yelling 'Hell no I won't'

at random people.

[Libby2]

41. bwhahahahaha

[Bob Loblaw]

40. He's upset because...

the Syracuse Oragemen lost to Butler in the NCAA tournament.

[SoCalDem]

43. just having a solar flare

or a carotene overdose..

[Blue Owl]

44. tanqueray & tang

n/t

[Pryderi]

45. Boehner is the Foster Brooks of the House.

[HopeHoops]

46. Wouldn't you be if you were him?

:beer:

[lib2DaBone]

47. Boner is a total lounge-lizzard alcoholic...

.. I read somewhere that he starts drinking at lunch... and continues...

Vodka and Orange Crush.. his preferred poison...