New Harris Poll Of RADICAL Democratic Views.

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In response to last week's poll which revealed that a alarming large portion of Republicans hold extremist viewpoints ... the Harris polling organization decided to take a similar look at the misguided views of Democrats and discovered equally disturbing results.


A phone survey, conducted over three days, that sampled 300 self-identified Democrats, proved that Democrats seem to hold EQUALLY drastic and out of the mainstream opinions.

For instance...

88% of Democrats believe John Boehner is an alien from a planet of soulless, self-tanning aliens that can secrete their own hair gel when sexually aroused.

72% of Democrats cannot tell the difference between John Shadegg, Peter King, John Cornyn, and James M. Inhofe, mistakenly believing them all to be the same old, white, fag-hating person.

63% of Democrats are under the impression that asking a paid prostitute to diaper you before having sex is NOT a virtue according to scripture in the bible. (It, of course, IS, cited as a divine practice (valued at 250 denari) in the book of Trixie, chapter 4, verse 12)

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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/3/25/850902/-New-Harris-Poll-Of-RADICAL-Democratic-Views.

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[FrenchieCat]

1. I support this kind of in-depth polling!

72% of Democrats cannot tell the difference between John Shadegg, Peter King, John Cornyn, and James M. Inhofe, mistakenly believing them all to be the same old, white, fag-hating person.

Count me in that number!

[DCKit]

2. Geez, I thought I was the only one. Too funny. n/t

[Ohio Joe]

3. Too funny

K&R

:rofl:

[alp227]

4. HA! But imagine if Harris did a real poll like that

I think the results would return that a lot fewer Dems believe radical, controversial views like:
- Bush, Reagan were fascist like Hitler (I've seen a lot of "Bushitler" around DU though)
- The CIA instigated the illegal drug trade to help prisons and police profit from the War on Drugs
- The government had some role in the 9/11 attacks

[TomCADem]

5. ROFL!!!

You had me for a moment!