Official member: Evil Gay Conspiracy, By Mark Morford

[madokie]

Official member: Evil Gay Conspiracy
By Mark Morford

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Here's how it usually goes down:

"The network" usually meets every Sunday morning at the churchly hour, right about 10 a.m. or so, at a top-secret location that is definitely not the latex water bondage olive oil leather-curing rope-making genital-torture foosball dungeon-slash-jam preserves stockroom over at kink.com, so please stop pounding on the door and begging to come in, OK?

It always starts the same way. Everyone hugging, kissing and injecting the demon seed into his/her genitalia and then inseminating the 13 glistening, moaning virgins, as we casually swap stories of our recent kitten bloodlettings and imbibe copious amounts of laudanum and absinthe from the polished skulls of Christian babies culled from last week's clandestine raids at various Orange County Gymborees. Then, coffee. ...

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[Deep13]

1. Well, at least you didn't reveal the secret handshake. nt

[madokie]

2. Kick for one more pass

[Ikonoklast]

3. Teh gayz will break into your house

and rearrange your furniture, then aggressively accessories all the clothes in your closet.

The horror.