Introducing: Li'l Teabagger Preschool

[Pryderi]

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Hey, proud Obama-despising Americans! Do you ever find yourself worrying that your children may grow up in a more tolerant environment, and may not hate the same things and people that you hate? Worried that there may be no one to carry on the legacy of angry, red-faced rants at the TV set after you yourself pass on to the great tea party in the sky?

Your fears are woefully well-founded. Sure, you can teach kids to scream obscenities at Obama and/or any black men or tanned white men who look a little like him at home, but what happens when they go to school? Teachers are widely known to be defenders of liberal fascist ideas. After all, they get their degrees through LIBERAL arts programs - the bias is right there in the name! How can we dose up the kids with enough righteous animosity toward the left-wing ideologues who defecate on our Founding Father's graves and fist-fuck the Constitution?

The answer is here! Send your kids to Li'l Teabagger Preschool, where they will learn how to cuss out liberals like real Americans. Sponsored by a generous grant from the Heritage Foundation and Americans United for the Separation of Church and Gays, our school helps your kids build immunity to the siren bitch call of national socialism. After just half a year at our school, your kids will be so filled with hate and so empty of book learnin' that they will be able to do nothing but shake with rage at the sight of leftist rags such as The New Republic, the Chicago Tribune, or National Geographic. That's right, no learnin' to read allowed! Books contain so-called information that contradicts your own values. Instead, your kids will spend their time in constructive, hate-building activities such as:

Games: "Pin the Turban on Obama," "Keep Away (from the gay liberal Jew)"

Magic: Kids will learn how to make Obama's birth certificate disappear.

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[Cirque du So-What]

1. Funny stuff, but...

don't be surprised when teabaggers start their own Mad-ass-rah-rahs to teach their children the finer points of blind hatred. It may take awhile, considering that 90% of the female teabaggers are past menopause, so they'll have to work on getting their grandchildren enrolled.

[HillbillyBob]

3. Or hire Fred Phelps to 'develop' curricula

of the finer points of wearing side arms to political rallies, creative hate spew and just how to determine who is on the hated list for the day.

[Pryderi]

4. Did you see "Jesus Camp"?

[Cirque du So-What]

6. Yes, I did

That's why I believe it's just a matter of time before freeps/teabaggers/militia types set up their own Mad-ass-rah-rahs for their own chillun. It may not be identical to the places in Jesus Camp, but they'll be just as batshit insane in their own weird way.

[zbdent]

7. Sometimes I think that the only reason Tim McVeigh was condemned by almost

everybody except the far far far righties is because when he blew up a government building, he killed a bunch of toddlers who were in the daycare at the time ...

sullied the image of the movements ...

[sakabatou]

2. This is hilarious if this is supposed to look real

But if it is... Ugh.

[LiberalEsto]

5. Speling is perhibbited nt

[lame54]

8. swete

[chollybocker]

9. Ha! Next you'll be telling me some Texan GOP fundies are re-writing text books!

Oh, wait.... ;(