Tim Tebow to Run Against Scott Brown if Drafted by Patriots

[SargeUNN]

This Phoney News Network newsflash reports that Tim Tebow is going to try and force the New England Patriots to draft him so he can run against Scott Brown. Tebow, the Heisman Trophy Winner, states he figures he is more popular and better known than Maddow and feels if he gets elected he can effect a trade to the Washington Redskins so he can do his job as a Senator in his time he isn't getting ready for the next game. Scott Brown has sent out a fund raising scam, err letter to defeat both Tebow and Maddow.

[tabatha]

1. LOL

[Initech]

2. How is that possible? Dont they have like age requirements in the constitution?

[SargeUNN]

3. Age Requirements?

Hey Scott Brown doesn't care about NO age requirements if it it helps in Fund Raising. LOL

[tabbycat31]

4. to be a senator you have to be 30

[SargeUNN]

5. Tebow is endorsed by God so no law applies

plus Brown needs the contributions to defeat the evil Maddow threat.

DISCLAIMER: In case anyone is taking this serious it is a JOKE NOT REAL!!!

I also find it scarey this joke has had more hits in a matter of a few minutes than a very serious and disturbing topic I posted hours ago about something we can actually do something about. It is making me think, where are our priorities anyway. The real serious topic is here http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8038910