'Jesus wanted us to be ready to defend ourselves using the sword and stay alive using equipment.'

[spanone]

statement on the website of the christian militia group, hutaree, which was raided over the weekend. Nine members have been charged with conspiring to kill police officers


Read more: http://www.time.com/time/quotes#ixzz0jaUjYhzh


did jesus really tell them to use 'equipment' ????????

who the fuck are these people?

[Deep13]

1. They must be reading some other Bible. nt

[spanone]

3. and living on another planet!

[Gman2]

2. No, I think that's Catholics. Just kidding, I was born one.

[spanone]

4. i was too, luckily i escaped

[RaleighNCDUer]

5. Hey, Doofus, the bible says 'sword'.

WTF are you doing with AKs and pipe bombs?

What kind of Christian are you? The Good Book is to always be taken literally!

[arbusto_baboso]

6. Sounds like they missed the "he who lives by the sword shall die by the sword" bit.

It's an honest mistake. If you're incredibly stupid, illiterate and prone to violence.

[classof56]

12. I once heard a radio preacher use this verse as...(get ready)

justification for the death penalty. Yes, he was totally serious. Go figure!

:crazy:

[arbusto_baboso]

14. Oh, FFS. Are these people sane in even the loosest definition?

God, protect me from your followers!

[JBoy]

7. The word, according to Rambo Jesus

[sui generis]

8. that's all right as long as "defending" oneself

within the law of the land doesn't involved the involuntary engagement of other civilians or their property or access to property.

If America is that far gone from their vision of what should be that they feel they have no other choice than violent confrontation, then they should leave it. Mexico and further south are one choice. Liberia, near Jonestown is another great place.

They should be real leaders and leave, along with their flock.

[Bluerthanblue]

13. "as much as it depends on you be at peace with all men"

romans 12:18

Guess they missed that one too.

[Cirque du So-What]

9. These overfed Baby Hueys think they're badasses

but they don't have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!



Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu...

<skipping a bit>

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Amen.

It's a sacred relic, yunno.

[PVnRT]

10. Equipment? Like forklifts and comealongs?

[edbermac]

11. Jesus would not have been crucified if he had an Uzi.

He would have blown Pilate and his Roman stormtroopers away.

[msongs]

15. there u go again, picking on people exercising their unlimited 2nd amendment rights nt

[xchrom]

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